>>14781202Christian. Then I put the tag belts on Christian. and I don't mean he has a tag partner, I mean he beats the tag champs in a handicap match and wins both their belts. Then he wrestles in a dress and I put the women's belt on him. And the TBS belt too. Then I put the International and Triple Crown or whatever the fuck belts on him. Then I bully NJPW into putting all their belts on him. Then I put all the ROH belts on him. Then I put the world championship on him. Then he never loses because he wears all the belts and they cover him like body armor so nobody can hurt him and he just pins everyone while making fun of their dead pets and relatives. Then I have him keep winning until he's too old to physically move at which point I end AEW.
