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Year 2031: WWE acquires AEW

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>Stephanie is in the WWE ring, celebrating the fact that she put AEW out of business.

>Now then, what should I do with AEW?
>Well there are a lotta things I could do with it
>I could take AEW and just kinda like put it on the shelf
>or I could sit back and watch those videotapes of Prince Nana doin' that ridiculous... whatever you call that.
>oh, I'd get a great deal of pleasure just sittin' there watching night after night, sittin' there watching the videotapes, backwards and forwards

>Then again, if we don't take AEW and put it on the shelf, we could do something else with it
>We could take AEW and, perhaps, turn it into this huge media conglomerate much like World Wrestling Entertainment is today - we know how to do that.
>But if we do that, I'm wondering, uh, well, who should be a part of this AEW, and maybe you can help me out here - umm... when I give you a thumbs up or a thumbs down, I want you to react, maybe you can help me out a little bit, assuming we wanna acquire some of those 'stars.'

>Let's start with Mox - up? down?
>Let's go to, uh... Old Cucks - up? down?
>How 'bout, uh, Orange cassidy - up? down?
>How about, uh, let's see, HangMa'am - up? down?
>You guys are a mixed group up here.
>Well, I don't know that you've necessarily helped me except, let me just say this

>You see, I had a choice to make tonight
>Coming here before you - and quite frankly gloating... which I think I'm doing a very good job of at the moment
>Or I could have got in my plane, and assuming they have an airport there, fly down to the Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida
>Surrounded by a bunch of child-molesting trannies!
>Lining each and every one of those AEW stars up - so I could look right in their face and say 'You're fired!!'

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Suddenly, HHH shows up on screen:
>You see Steph-uhhh...
>Here's the thing-uhhh...
>The name on the contract does say McMahon-uhhh
>However, the contract reads PAUL McMahon-uhhh

JR: AW SON OF A BITCH!