Love Billie, hug Billie, protect Billie. Slam dunk a crown on Billie's head. Give Billie a championship run. Cheer for Billie. Stir fry Billie's dinner in a wok. Take Billie to the County Fair. Mandatory bookings for Billie. Job to Billie. Garnish your wages for Billie. Speak Billies name only in reverent tones. Break into Area 51 with Billie to prove aliens exist. Sign Billie to multi-year contracts. Give Billie power of attorney. Run for public office on an all-Billie platform. Pardon any criminal offenses committed by Billie. Make a mixtape for Billie. Scan the horizon for any sign of Billie in the distance. Take Billie out for ice cream. Clone Billie. Get drunk and stumble around comically for Billie's amusement. Sit in an easy chair smoking a pipe while reading bedtime stories to Billie. Check Billie's closet for monsters. Mow Billie's lawn. Feed Billie after midnight. Discover a star and name it for Billie. Give Billie the nuclear launch codes. Put wax wings on and fly too close to the sun for Billie. Buy Billie a farm and a cow. TOTAL BILLIE LOVE.
