>>14814387he probably wishes he was
>>14814369jack perry kidnaps darby and cuts a 15 minute meandering promo in the back of his van where he lays out his entire biography all while darby just vacantly stares, midway through whoever is driving turns on the radio and jungle boy's old theme starts playing for the remainder of the ride
they get to wherever they're going and it's on fire, jack screams something completely inane and melodramatic as the building collapses, then darby has a match with a guy who's on fire (it's luke harper's ghost)
