>"and then I saw this thing, but like this thing was so scary that I can't even describe it, like sooooo scary and weird that like if you see it you go insane, scary as shit man like it had an octopus head and like it'll make you shit bricks trust me you don't wanna know what it looks like, it was so weird and creepy with all these scary things, like imagine the scariest thing you can think of and then multiply it by 7!! Also fuck bulbasaurs lol."
How did this guy manage to carny everyone