They are trying to find out how one person can be so BASED, CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SMART, TALENTED, BADASS, WONDERFUL, and GREAT. According to their studies Billie's mere existence should cause the planet to explode due to the high improbability of these traits existing in one human in such immeasurable quantities. Perhaps because she is an alien sent down from planet QT 3.14 to spread bodyslams and love? THANKS BILLIE WE LOVE YOU.