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>So after I broke my spine in 4 places slamming Andre so hard he died, I flew out to Japan so I could wrestle for the 400th time that year. I didn't even go to the doctor. When I landed in Japan, I had a match with a guy called Atonio Inoki. He's the guy who created wrestling, but he came to me for advice on it, and basically everything I told him is what he went with. I could take credit for creating wrestling if I wanted to I guess, but I'm too humble for that. Anyway, I murdered Antonio Inoki in the ring and brought him back to life by shedding a single tear on his face. Everyone was congratulating me-- Right brother?-- and that's when Godzilla came up out of the sea and challenged me to a match. >Wow, really? >Afraid so.
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>>14863372 That shoot happened
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>>14863372 >>Wow, really? >>Afraid so. kek
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>>14863372 At least that would be unpredictable wrestling!
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>>14863372 What's the biological reasoning behind compulsive liars like this?
I have a roommate who is one, and he makes me hate that entire mental illness.
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>>14863852 It's just stories to make yourself sound more interesting and or accomplished. I don't think it's all that deep.
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>>14863372 kek it really did be like that
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>>14863912 But y tho
Why do you expect people to believe such obvious nonsense?
Low IQ?
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Hulkster still workin the marks, and they are still too dumb to see it
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Wow, I always knew the Hulkster was prestigious, but I never knew he was THIS prestigious. That is actually amazing
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>>14863372 He didn't actually say that
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>>14863372 Godzilla was such a shitter in that match, he was clearly drunk but hulkster saved the match and had everyone cheering when he cut a 45 minute promo mid match about how godzilla needs to find jesus.
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>>14863852 hulk has spent so much of his life working that he physically can't not work
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Based Hulkstahh dropping the leg and clowning Inokis fake tough guy ass once and for all, brother!
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>So brother we're about a week or so away from the Survivor Series dude when Vince introduced me to the new guy brother. First thing I noticed is he's real big and scary looking dude brother and I'm like you know this guy has it you know he's going places. Vince reaches in his pocket and pulls out his drawing the gear lady came up with and brother let me you they had him looking like one of the Road Warriors brother and I asked Vince brother why those guys are doing fine by themselves they don't need a third man and he says Hulkster you got the wrong idea brother he's going to be the new monster heel and we're going to do a Hell's Angels gimmick and I remember I just shook my head brother and I looked Vince right in the eyes and said brother you send him out there like that he's going to be a dead man and something just clicked in my head brother because I looked right at Vince and told him this scary looking dude looks more like a mortician than a biker brother and that's how the Undertaker gimmick was born.
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>War? I dunno about that brother. How about special operation? That would really work the marks.
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>And that's when I told Osama, 'brother, if you really want to hit America where it hurts, you'd crash a plane- no, two planes into the World Trade Center.'
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>>14863372 wtf?! did he really say this?
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I fondly remember the Hulkster squashing Godzilla! He could have easily killed that kaiju but showed mercy.
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>>14863852 It's called working the marks, brother.
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>>14863372 I mean folks, where’s the lie?
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>>14863372 >I murdered Antonio Inoki in the ring and brought him back to life by shedding a single tear on his face. Based Hulkster revived the Japanese wrestling business. Puro would have died that day.
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>>14863852 I knew some teenager who used to come to church on Sunday. And he'd always tell stupid lies like this. And everyone knew it but at least he was coming to church so no one wanted to run him off. But he'd always claim to have a new job and he'd tell you about it, almost every week. And he had nothing to gain from lying so I have no idea why he did it.
