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>gonzales is signed, debuted to little fanfare against the goomba jobbers, but then is booked to squash everyone
>once gonzales wins the bet, dirtsheets apparently report him getting into a shoot fight with grubba, and grubba quits as a result
>gonzales is rightfully fired and stripped of the belt, but for whatever reason the new booker jolene brings him back, ratings were already recovering with rawk hawk drawing the house
>gonzales once again squashes the entire roster and wins the belt, but this time he doesn't drop it and just fucks off with the belt
>he's not even busy, dirtsheets reported seeing him taking a vacation to a far-off island and going to the fucking moon, he just refuses to defend the belt
the carny to end all carnies
