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>Three men were sat at a table. One of them said, "I am a fast runner, I am a very fast runner indeed! In fact, I think I am ze fastest runner in ze world!" so they timed his 40 yard dash and sent it into Guinness to await ze results. Ze second man says "I am tall, I am very tall indeed! In fact, I think I am ze tallest man in ze world!" so they measure his height, send ze information into Guinness and await ze results. Ze third man says "I have a tiny dick, I have a very tiny dick indeed! In fact, I think I have ze tiniest dick in ze world!" so they measure it, send the information to Guinness and await ze results. A few weeks pass and they each receive a letter from Guinness! Ze first man opens his and says "Hey, I am ze fastest man in ze world!" Ze second man opens his letter and says "Hey, I am ze tallest man in ze world!" Ze third man opens his, looks at ze letter, then slams it down and shouts "WHO THE FUCK IS TONY KHAN?"
