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HAITCH CONTRACT NOW!!!!

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 19:20:46 No.14992929 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>14992972 >>14993030 >>14993705 >>14993911 >>14993960 >>14993991 >>14994014 >>14994194 >>14994968 >>14995132 >>14995168 >>14997779 >>14997944 >>14998669 >>14998836 >>15000323

>has a lyricCHAD gimmick
>is a ZORBGOD
Has there ever been a more /ourguy/ than Joe Hendry?
https://youtu.be/Xh0JbulJZYQ?si=f8hZLvfVQACfVRZr

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 19:21:24 No.14992934 Report

Quoted By: >>14998563

ZORBIOUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 19:22:32 No.14992943 Report

Quoted By: >>14995510

Why did Paul never sign him when ICW was big?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 19:25:46 No.14992972 Report

Quoted By: >>14994062 >>14996750

>>14992929
I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY
zorby booooooooy
IT'S NOT A KIDS TOY
kids tooooooooy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 19:31:01 No.14993030 Report

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>>14992929
I FEEL NOTHING IN MY ZORB
IT COMFORTS ME, IT KEEPS ME WARM
IT ROLLS AROUND

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 20:35:09 No.14993705 Report

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>>14992929
Damn he's a ZorbLord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 20:58:49 No.14993911 Report

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>>14992929
>ZORBGOD
holy shit he keeps getting more based by the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:03:38 No.14993960 Report

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>>14992929
/ASP/ HAS MORE THAN ONE EXTREME SPORT

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
EVERY ROLL OUT OF CONTROL
TUMBLING DOWN AT SUCH A VICIOUS SPEED

FILLED WITH FEAR I CANNOT SHOW
ON THE HILLTOP I WAIT TO GO
SEE THE SIGNAL, NOW I START TO ROLL

WHOOOOOAAAAA

AND MY FATHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

YOU ZORB, YOU END UP DEAD

END UP DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:04:39 No.14993970 Report

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HEY
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE THAT I ZORB TODAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:05:40 No.14993990 Report

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So
You think you're unkillable?
ZORB LIFE
THIS IS BASIC ZORBINOMICS
IT'S UNSTEERABLE AND IT'S LIABLE TO KILL ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:05:47 No.14993991 Report

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>>14992929
ZORBIOUS
NO I WON'T GET IN I WON'T GET IN
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:06:41 No.14994003 Report

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its time to roll the zorb...
ITS TIME TO ROLL THE ZORB!
(MUAHAHAHAHAhahaha....)

ITS ALL ABOUT THE ZORB
AND HOW YOU ROLL IT
ITS ALL ABOUT THE FALL
AND IF YOU CONTROL IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:07:43 No.14994014 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992929
LOOK IN MY ZORB
WHAT DO YOU SEE
I'M ROLLING AT AN UNSAFE SPEED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:07:54 No.14994019 Report

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IM HERE TO ROLL AROUND
IM HERE TO ROLL AROUND
NNIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
IM IN MY ZORB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:08:45 No.14994029 Report

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YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I ZORB FOR MILES INSIDE THIS BALL OF DANGER
A SPORT WHERE NONE DARE FOLLOW ME
I ZORB ALONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:10:02 No.14994044 Report

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WE'RE GONNA ZORB TONIGHT (YEAH)
TO ROLL IT EVERY LIGHT (YEAH)
HIT EVERYTHING WE WANT (YEAH)
SQUASH EVERYTHING IN SIGHT (YEAH)
WE'RE GOING TILL THE ZORB STOPS TURNING
WHILE WE ROLL IT TO THE GROUND TONIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:11:05 No.14994062 Report

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>>14992972
I THINK I'M SAFE
I KNOW I'M BOUNCIN'
I'M IN THE ZORB
THAT ROLLS ALONG THE GROUND
I'VE GOT THE SPINS, I'M REALLY DIZZY
PLEASE SEND HELP
I JUST BROKE MY SPINE

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY

IT'S KINDA HOT
MY STOMACH QUIVERS
MY KNEES ARE WEAK
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' PUKE
THEY SEE ME ROLL
THEY HEAR ME BEG
I ASK FOR HELP
I WANT OUT OF THIS THING

I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY
I'M JUST A ZORBIE BOY
>ZORBIE BOYYY
IT'S NOT A KID'S TOY
>KID'S TOYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:24:10 No.14994194 Report

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>>14992929
ITS A SPHERICAL THING
PLASTIC ORB
A CARELESS MAN WHO COULD WIND UP ZORB'D
YOU DRIVE YOUR BALL LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF PRIZE
TOO MANY INCLINES
TOO MANY INCLINES
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORB
THESE ZORBS ARE A TRUE AND ILL MAKE YOU CAREEN
YEAH INFLATE WITH AIR AND THROW IT ON THE GREEN
AND YOU WEAR YOUR ZORB BALL WELL
AND I WILL SEE YOU ROLL IT STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 21:25:10 No.14994208 Report

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IM A ZORB MAN
BAM BAM
YEAH IM A ZORB MAN
I LOVE TO PUSH EM
I LOVE TO KICK EM
I LOVE TO ROLL EM
I LOVE TO LICK EM
I LOVE TO FUCK EM
I LOVE TO SUCK EM
I LOVE TO BLOW EM...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 22:51:16 No.14994939 Report

Quoted By: >>14995482 >>15000278

best thread on /pw/ rn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 22:54:44 No.14994968 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992929
What an organic white meat babyface!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:04:18 No.14995062 Report

Quoted By: >>14995189 >>14995191 >>14998616

What is a zorb

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:12:36 No.14995118 Report

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ZORBGODS RISE UP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:13:50 No.14995132 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992929
ZORBING IS A MYSTERY
GIANT BALL, INSIDE IS ME
FUCK IM GONNA HIT A TREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:14:50 No.14995138 Report

Quoted By: >>14997770

KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (WHAT?)
KEEP ZORBIN ZORBIN ZORBIN (C'MON)
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
Z-O-R-B CLIMB IN HAVE NO FEAR
PEOPLE IN THE ORB KEEP YOUR HANDS TO THE SKY
CAUSE IF YOU FALL OUT, THEN YOU WILL DIE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:17:47 No.14995168 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992929
AYE AYE
ZORB RENTALS ARE NOW IN YOUR CITY
(YAAHOOOOOO)
ZORBING DUDES
DAY ONE TWIST
ZORBING DUDE
DAY ONE TWIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:21:00 No.14995189 Report

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>>14995062
https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=wZIyq_Tak2PMtU5J

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:21:26 No.14995191 Report

Quoted By: >>14996483 >>14996757 >>14997945

>>14995062
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity delete this post immediately
Our history and tradition with this sport is beyond your years and I'm asking you not to disrespect this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:56:32 No.14995482 Report

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>>14994939
'fraid so

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Jun 2024 23:58:19 No.14995496 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3P0d4xCEGk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 00:00:11 No.14995510 Report

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>>14992943
When ICW was big, Haitch was at his peak anti-gimmick phase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 01:59:24 No.14996483 Report

Quoted By:

>>14995191
major pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 02:39:51 No.14996750 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992972
Holy SOVL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 02:41:02 No.14996757 Report

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>>14995191
Fantastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 06:05:06 No.14997630 Report

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Bomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 06:52:21 No.14997770 Report

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>>14995138
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 06:54:57 No.14997779 Report

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>>14992929
they might as well, let it run it's course, make merch money(a shirt of the meme face) and let him go after a year

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 07:45:10 No.14997929 Report

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literally /pw/: the wrestler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 07:51:36 No.14997944 Report

Quoted By: >>14998724 >>14998921

>>14992929
ZORBIOUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 07:52:01 No.14997945 Report

Quoted By:

>>14995191
finna popped me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 09:17:13 No.14998233 Report

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Based ZORBgods
If we had a janny that gave a fuck this thread should be stickied

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 10:39:37 No.14998537 Report

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YEAH I'M ON THE HILL, ROLL NINETY-FIVE
PICKING UP THE SPEED, ROLL FAST, HOPE THAT I DON'T DIE
VISION'S GETTING BLURRY, I DON'T GO SLOW
I HIT A TREE I'LL DAY, YEAH THAT I KNOW

ALWAYS GONNA ZORB, YEAH
ALWAYS GONNA ZORB
ALWAYS GONNA ZORB, YEAH
ALWAYS GONNA ZORB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 10:45:27 No.14998563 Report

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>>14992934
>ZORBIOUS
No I won't get out I won't get out till I'm victorious. And I will deflect I will deflect!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 10:56:41 No.14998604 Report

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WELLLLLL

WELL IT'S THE BIG ZORB
YES IT'S A BIG ZORB SHOW TONIGHT, Y'ALL
OH
YEAH, IT'S THE BIG ZORB
C'MON PACK ME UP AND ROLL ME DOWN A HILL Y'ALL
OHH

WELL, GET READY FOR ROLLIN'
A TREE, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
I WON'T SEE IT COMIN'
BUT I PROMISE I'LL KNOW

THE BIG ZOOOORBBBB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 10:59:20 No.14998616 Report

Quoted By: >>14998665

>>14995062
if you want a shoot, basically wrestling discussion was originally on /sp/ but had go away heat and we were future endeavored. we signed a contact with an indie mudshow called /aew/..erm i mean /asp/, the alternate sports board, and we were instantly the face of the company and biggest draw by a mile, which meant that the dimeless original /asp/ threads on there like the zorbing(getting in an inflatable and rolling down a hill) thread which got pushed off the card due to only having 1 post a week or something. as you can imagine the original /asp/ies werent too happy with the invasion angle and seethed about us killing their company, so we took zorbing in as our own and put it over as a main star with a comedy gimmick, partly to annoy them but partly cos it was funny. it got to the point that we were such a draw we could afford to make our own company, /pw/ and we signed zorbing to be a part timer here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 11:14:42 No.14998665 Report

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>>14998616
I read this in Konnan's voice, highly recommend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 11:15:15 No.14998669 Report

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>>14992929
he is made for WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 11:31:35 No.14998724 Report

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>>14997944
This is Rocket League!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 12:00:11 No.14998836 Report

Quoted By:

>>14992929
kino lyric thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 12:27:27 No.14998921 Report

Quoted By:

>>14997944
>"Konnan!"

>"KONNAN!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 13:09:40 No.14999043 Report

Quoted By: >>15000305 >>15001114 >>15001722

*ethers a population of 100,000 people*
https://youtu.be/0U07-A7PNTc?si=ggajzHkOsUJp9sbC

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 14:51:35 No.14999706 Report

Quoted By: >>14999809 >>15000032

not that funny desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 15:02:08 No.14999809 Report

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>>14999706
i guess you had to be there (/asp/)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 15:34:50 No.15000032 Report

Quoted By:

>>14999706
You're not that funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 16:10:10 No.15000278 Report

Quoted By:

>>14994939
indubitably

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 16:14:47 No.15000305 Report

Quoted By: >>15000311

>>14999043
Can any Brits confirm? Is he right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 16:15:41 No.15000311 Report

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>>15000305
yes its a dump
it literally has grim in the name so it was kind of destined for it. self fulfilling prophecy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 16:17:32 No.15000323 Report

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>>14992929
I dont get it. He just picked the Wrecking Ball song and replaced wrecking with his name. Am I missing the joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 17:33:39 No.15001114 Report

Quoted By:

>>14999043
Those poor bongs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 18:20:13 No.15001722 Report

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>>14999043
bong here
this is amazing. this fucker gets wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Jun 2024 19:28:32 No.15002505 Report

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goat thread

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