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Top ten signs you're at an AEW show
>10. You're bigger than the wrestlers.
>9. The owner hugs you because he thinks you're Bastion Booger.
>8. The hotdogs come with real glass.
>7. There's a bra and panties match with a guy named Brandon.
>6. That one guy won't shut up about the Observer Awards.
>5. Billy Gunn turned heel on Paul White.
>4. You hear a coin flip and think of Hiroshima.
>3. You're sitting next to David Benoit.
>2. You're getting stabbed by David Benoit.
>And the number one sign you're at an AEW show...
>1. A fat old lesbian is trying to do a lionsault.
>10. You're bigger than the wrestlers.
>9. The owner hugs you because he thinks you're Bastion Booger.
>8. The hotdogs come with real glass.
>7. There's a bra and panties match with a guy named Brandon.
>6. That one guy won't shut up about the Observer Awards.
>5. Billy Gunn turned heel on Paul White.
>4. You hear a coin flip and think of Hiroshima.
>3. You're sitting next to David Benoit.
>2. You're getting stabbed by David Benoit.
>And the number one sign you're at an AEW show...
>1. A fat old lesbian is trying to do a lionsault.
