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Parker Boudreaux vs Bryce Maddox

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:16:09 No.15075905 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15075929 >>15075951 >>15075957 >>15075968 >>15076032 >>15076125 >>15076364 >>15076375 >>15076407 >>15076417 >>15076436 >>15076665 >>15077151 >>15078245 >>15078378 >>15078529 >>15078724

IT'S UP!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR5222HGagU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:18:41 No.15075920 Report

Quoted By: >>15076173 >>15078378

gods are on notice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:19:28 No.15075929 Report

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>>15075905
Why the fuck are his nipples so mismatched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:20:24 No.15075935 Report

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>comes out
>no pop
>the state of the ref
Parker belongs there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:22:23 No.15075951 Report

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>>15075905
I’m going to run into him in an alley one day and it’s not going to end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:22:49 No.15075957 Report

Quoted By: >>15075982 >>15076246 >>15078234

>>15075905
This motherfucker has one of the weirdest physiques I have ever seen. The tattoos don't help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:24:00 No.15075968 Report

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>>15075905
negative dimes look holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:25:17 No.15075982 Report

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>>15075957
I give it 6 months before he starts getting weird shit on his face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:31:37 No.15076032 Report

Quoted By: >>15076081 >>15078378

>>15075905
Pretty good. WWE should re-hire him. The Boudreauxmester is one of the few rookies with actual potential and it was insane for WWE and AEW to both let him go. Kid's gonna be a star one day if he doesn't quit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:40:05 No.15076081 Report

Quoted By: >>15076120 >>15076140 >>15076684

>>15076032
>it was insane for WWE and AEW to both let him go
Didn't he ignore basically all advice given to him and instead wanted to do an autistic DBZ thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:46:50 No.15076120 Report

Quoted By: >>15076131 >>15076684

>>15076081
He showed Shawn and HHH a youtube AMV of Dragonball Super to pitch his gimmick idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:48:23 No.15076125 Report

Quoted By: >>15076145

>>15075905
can't wait until the niggers this faggot hangs out with kill his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:49:42 No.15076131 Report

Quoted By: >>15076168 >>15076684

>>15076120
kek what was the gimmick? And which amv?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:50:56 No.15076140 Report

Quoted By: >>15076150 >>15078378

>>15076081
Yeah and that's absolutely based as fuck. And watching him now it's clear that he's actually taking advice and learning. WWE or AEW should have kept him signed and just let him go through his retard phase until he got it out of his system, learned humility, and started listening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:51:48 No.15076145 Report

Quoted By: >>15076152 >>15077207 >>15078378

>>15076125
no chance niqqa he too tapped in fr. homies sippin lean out his palm beach palms like pidgens n corn ong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:52:43 No.15076150 Report

Quoted By: >>15076163 >>15076169

>>15076140
He's only playing ball now because the weird little turd needs money. Sign him with a big fed again and he'd go right back to being a lazy shitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:53:00 No.15076152 Report

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>>15076145
you mean steady taking a paycheck from his mom when she's not busy fucking them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:54:08 No.15076163 Report

Quoted By: >>15076171

>>15076150
hmmm and here I thought chugging cough syrup and wearing 900$ sonic shorts while posing homoerotically in a boy's shower room was a path to success

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:55:19 No.15076168 Report

Quoted By: >>15076352 >>15076684

>>15076131
Basically he wanted to be monster heel Jiren

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:55:40 No.15076169 Report

Quoted By: >>15078254 >>15078378

>>15076150
The problem wasn't Parker being lazy. It was that he was green as absolute fuck and had literally no idea how to wrestle. But now it looks like he's getting a clue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:56:36 No.15076171 Report

Quoted By: >>15076182 >>15078378

>>15076163
sheeeeeesh nigga TAPPED IN wit dat sizzurp and chrischan special, jit. finna talm about "chili dogs nigga" n shit. BUSSIN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:56:46 No.15076173 Report

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>>15075920
Early reports say that the entire Zoroastrian pantheon has been reported missing and is feared Destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 05:59:20 No.15076182 Report

Quoted By: >>15076201 >>15076205

>>15076171
Go into your parents room right now and apologize for making this post. We're going down to Hardee's tomorrow and getting you a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:04:18 No.15076201 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076182
SHEEESH THIS NIGGA SHOOSHIN zer0 chill fr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:04:57 No.15076205 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076182
dis nigga wildin rn fr fr :skull_emoji: talm bout Carl's Jr Frisco Burger n shit nigga straight GEEKIN off dat perc rn nigger. DoorDash a chili dog hold the pickles n calm down jit NO FUCKING CAP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:16:32 No.15076246 Report

Quoted By: >>15076323 >>15076346

>>15075957
He looks like a giant 8 year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:36:16 No.15076323 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076246
Which is precisely what peak male performance looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:44:02 No.15076346 Report

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>>15076246
makes sense once the pedo rumors surrounding parker came out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:45:06 No.15076352 Report

Quoted By: >>15076684

>>15076168
holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:47:32 No.15076364 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15075905
I give this match 5 sheeshs, 5 fr frs and 5 ON GODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:50:23 No.15076375 Report

Quoted By: >>15076381

>>15075905
all the free time in the world and he didnt even try to lift or work out lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 06:52:08 No.15076381 Report

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>>15076375
dressing up like a faggot and having your mom take pictures of you posing on the beginner's nature trail is pretty time consuming to be fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:00:41 No.15076407 Report

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>>15075905
I'll give him the slightest bit of credit, after getting fired from both WWE and AEW, I expected him to quit wrestling. But dude is still trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:04:37 No.15076417 Report

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>>15075905
pulling his shorts all the way to his bellybutton to hide his muffin top lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:13:41 No.15076436 Report

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>>15075905
I know this isn't /fa/ but ID on those shorts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:21:34 No.15076448 Report

Quoted By: >>15076457 >>15076462 >>15076469

This nigga has been wrestling for as long as Bron Breakker and he's STILL completely fucking useless in the ring. I'm probably the only guy that watched this match ITT and half of it is Porker putting on a nerve claw to waste time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:25:59 No.15076457 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076448
I watched half of it, I think HARLAND has a future as a returning Super-Destroyer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:31:12 No.15076462 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076448
That may be so but have you taken into consideration that he is TAPPED TF IN and BUSSIN AF, no cap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 07:34:58 No.15076469 Report

Quoted By: >>15076671

>>15076448
>completely fucking useless in the ring
Nah. He's got IT. You just can't see it because you're gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:01:00 No.15076665 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15075905
Based DoG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:03:21 No.15076671 Report

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>>15076469
he is terrible. He looks like he sells cars. He should do that instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:05:11 No.15076677 Report

Quoted By: >>15076680

Parker you fucking faggot buy an ad instead of promoting your shitty matches on a mongolian basket weaving

I can't wait for your eventual suicide

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:06:28 No.15076680 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15076677
Suicide is for the intelligent. Parker is way too stupid to off himself. He'll end up ODing on dat sizzurp nigga, goin out STR8 GEEKED off da purp!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:07:01 No.15076681 Report

Quoted By: >>15076691

Good lord he's barely improved in like 4 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:08:08 No.15076684 Report

Quoted By: >>15076693 >>15076695

>>15076081
>>15076120
>>15076131
>>15076168
>>15076352
>/pw/ has actually gaslit people in to thinking that was real
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:09:46 No.15076691 Report

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>>15076681
You'd stagnate too if you were deprived of your genius gimmick of being Majin Buu and getting monster poos, nigga. Dats NO MFN CAP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:10:57 No.15076693 Report

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>>15076684
It's not? I genuinely assume you guys don't lie and believe everything you tell me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:11:33 No.15076695 Report

Quoted By: >>15076701 >>15078378

>>15076684
Look at him. It's totally believable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 09:13:44 No.15076701 Report

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>>15076695
It's not even far fetched. I could easily imagine him going "sheeeesh" when Goku goes super saiyan while Paul pinches the bridge of his nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 11:39:32 No.15077151 Report

Quoted By: >>15077176

>>15075905
holy shit those tattoos are so fucking bad lol, way to kill any career hopes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 11:48:39 No.15077176 Report

Quoted By: >>15077184 >>15077452 >>15078378

>>15077151
They're cool as fuck actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 11:51:15 No.15077184 Report

Quoted By: >>15078378

>>15077176
This mf is TAPPED mfn IN, bruh! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! Some nigga hand this jit a mf SIZZURP asap, cuh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 11:58:35 No.15077207 Report

Quoted By: >>15077216

>>15076145
They’ll just Kevin Nash him, look at his phat and tight yt boy ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 12:00:45 No.15077211 Report

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this dude hasnt done anything in 3 years all he does is hangs out with wrestlers lmfaooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 12:03:34 No.15077216 Report

Quoted By: >>15078267 >>15078378

>>15077207
This nigga wildin fr lmao Porker finna be the next Brock frfr no nigga got the shmeat to nash a jit like Parker cuh. Fr Fr. Nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 12:40:33 No.15077360 Report

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>this is the fucking guy who put the cart before the horse and tries to present himself as the next Brock
What a geek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 13:01:03 No.15077452 Report

Quoted By:

>>15077176
>They're cool as fuck actually
maybe if you're a retard who fucks dogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:18:51 No.15078234 Report

Quoted By:

>>15075957
The only motherfuxker who skips chest day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:20:55 No.15078245 Report

Quoted By: >>15078580

>>15075905
>Yosemite Same tattoo featured prominently
>Tattoo curve around nipples
>no chest
>no arms
>full tummy
>Sonic underwear
I would actually pay to see face Brock in a match, with Brock calling it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:22:22 No.15078249 Report

Quoted By: >>15078277

>goes into tattoo shop
>Yeah I'll take it
>Take what sir
>All of em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:22:55 No.15078254 Report

Quoted By:

>>15076169
>The problem wasn't Parker being lazy.
That's how you stay being green actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:24:44 No.15078267 Report

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>>15077216
I honestly hoped he could become the next Brock but he was shoot jacked to the gills roided to the maximum, porker aint even trying to look big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:26:51 No.15078277 Report

Quoted By:

>>15078249
>goes into the Sonic shop
>Yeah I'll take it
>Take what sir
>All of em

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 15:44:04 No.15078378 Report

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>>15075905
>>15075920
>>15076032
>>15076140
>>15076145
>>15076169
>>15076171
>>15076201
>>15076205
>>15076323
>>15076364
>>15076457
>>15076462
>>15076665
>>15076680
>>15076695
>>15077176
>>15077184
>>15077216
Fuck off porker you absolute dimeless, ass blasted, mud show faggot

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:05:14 No.15078481 Report

Quoted By: >>15078501

I LEGIT SHOOT BELIEVE HE SUFFERS SOME UPPER MUSCLES HEALTH PROBLEM. THERES NO REASON THIS DORK REFUSES NO MATTER WHAT TO IMPROVE THOSE BABY PECS. ITS NOT NORMAL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:08:34 No.15078501 Report

Quoted By: >>15078523

>>15078481
It's called being natty. You've spent your entire life looking at roided up freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:12:30 No.15078523 Report

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>>15078501
I doubt he's natty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:13:36 No.15078529 Report

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>>15075905
ccw? when is he going to wrestle in boutwell auditorium?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:22:48 No.15078580 Report

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>>15078245
>I'm calling the match, kid.
>Okay, sir.
>Are you Kurt Angle, kid?
>Uhhh... No sir.
>Oh... Alright, I'm uhhhh gonna throw you around and then pin you I guess. I'll probably wear some mma gloves too.
>Okay, sir.
>Can I step on you like I did Dean?
>Uhhh.... No, sir.
>Oh. Alright let's end this quick, I have a ranch to get back to. I need to keep larping or else Stone Cold will show me up.

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2024 16:42:58 No.15078724 Report

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>>15075905
>Parker Boudreaux
already older than Lesnar at Summerslam 2002.
it's over.

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