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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:34:24 No.15083947 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15083974 >>15083982 >>15083984

UFC is literally working a Papa Shango Black magic voodoo gimmick in their main event as champ vs a European Monk named Jerry. Holy kekola we turned them into sports entertainment!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:38:45 No.15083974 Report

Quoted By: >>15084062

>>15083947
Come on Jerry heem this witch doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:40:18 No.15083982 Report

Quoted By: >>15083989 >>15084002

>>15083947
what's the story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:41:01 No.15083984 Report

Quoted By: >>15083993 >>15084001

>>15083947
Perreira Shango is one scary motherfucker. I've watched mma for years (lost interest the past few) but he has power you almost never see in MMA. Probably why he's a two weight kickboxing champion as well. Seeing him paste niggers with the equivalent of jabs is hilarious.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:41:57 No.15083989 Report

Quoted By: >>15083996

>>15083982
Jerry lost the first match but Alex used black magic. Jerry wants a clean 1 vs 1 with just skills and training and no voodoo for the 2nd match but Alex declined and is using voodoo anyway.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:42:22 No.15083993 Report

Quoted By: >>15084013

>>15083984
I know it's a meme at this point, but I really, really wanna see if he can win gold at heavyweight. He might unironically become a GOAT contender if he does that, even if his overall MMA skills pale in comparison to an Anderson Silva or a Jon Jones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:42:47 No.15083996 Report

Quoted By: >>15084012 >>15084210

>>15083989
kek what a heel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:43:46 No.15084001 Report

Quoted By: >>15084033

>>15083984
Alex has godlike power. The black magic thing might be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:43:51 No.15084002 Report

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>>15083982
Jiri Prozac grew up in a poor farming community in Greece and had dreams of becoming the 34th best fighter in the world. One day, while paddling his canoe to America, Jiri came upon Perreira Shango in his own canoe. Jiri extended his hand in friendship and Shango slapped him with a sacrificed chicken and called him a can. Ever since then, there's been bad blood.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:44:47 No.15084012 Report

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>>15083996
I'm not even memeing either. They straight up have not shut up about the black magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:45:13 No.15084013 Report

Quoted By: >>15084018

>>15083993
He might be the one of the few examples of an mma fighter that doesn't need overall skills. Only other person I can think of like that was prime Carwin. You know that meat truck never practiced jits a day in his life but he never needed to

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:46:37 No.15084018 Report

Quoted By: >>15084023

>>15084013
Alex is a world class kickboxer though even without the voodoo. Carwin was an engineer who fought as a hobby

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:47:49 No.15084023 Report

Quoted By: >>15084038

>>15084018
The standards have shifted though. You couldn't be a literal Carwin in today's UFC.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:47:55 No.15084025 Report

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I have a feeling Jerry is about to get heemed unless he secures a takedown. I don't think voodoo works if you are on your back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:49:25 No.15084033 Report

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>>15084001
>PERREIRA HAS SERIOUS, SERIOUS VOODOO MIKE AND ELVIS SINOSIC IS PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME STEPPING INTO HIS ALTAR LIKE THIS
>THAT'S RIGHT JOE AS A BOY ALEX LOVED TO THROW VILLAGERS INTO THE SPIRIT PIT ALL DAY LONG
>THIS FIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TRANSPORTER 5

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:50:33 No.15084038 Report

Quoted By: >>15084045

>>15084023
Yeah you really couldn't be unfortunately. That was sort of a rare time in MMA, Carwin's meaty KO streak and finally meeting his match against Lesnar

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:50:35 No.15084039 Report

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Jerry has to get him down here. The voodoo is too powerful when he's standing up

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:51:36 No.15084045 Report

Quoted By: >>15084071

>>15084038
The heavyweights are still kind of cans but they're at least taking it seriously now

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:52:38 No.15084049 Report

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Damn Jerry about got heemed at the bell with the voodooman punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:53:39 No.15084056 Report

Quoted By: >>15084114

Voodoo was too strong

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:55:27 No.15084062 Report

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>>15083974
>Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
>Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 04:57:49 No.15084071 Report

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>>15084045
I miss the days of the no name can heavyweights, like jobbers that just appear in the ring with no music. They'd always have bitch tits, love handles and a slipknot tattoo or some shit on them. Miss those days

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:09:25 No.15084114 Report

Quoted By: >>15084120 >>15084186 >>15084250

>>15084056
Jesus

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:10:44 No.15084120 Report

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>>15084114
lol God damn Dean stop the damn match

fuckin head lookin like a paddle ball down there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:11:50 No.15084123 Report

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How amazing would it be if Perreira is finally the one to give Jon Felonious Jones an earth-shattering pants-shitting KO and then uses his voodoo magic to doom Jon to eternal sobriety

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:24:55 No.15084186 Report

Quoted By: >>15084214

>>15084114

Cro Cop used to do this on a whim.

And all this talk on moving up to HW like its some feat when UFC LW division today is Wes Sims tier.

2016 Mark Hunt would eat his lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:30:13 No.15084210 Report

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>>15083996
Shit was funny. Jiri begged him not to use the voodoo and he was just like "nah"

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:31:13 No.15084214 Report

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>>15084186
Mark Hunt is a hoe who shed the UFC because he lost to Bork

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:40:45 No.15084250 Report

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>>15084114
herb dean does it again

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2024 05:46:19 No.15084264 Report

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lol need to find a gif of the commission having to try and hold Jerry's half-dead carcass up

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