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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:35:49 No.15108520 View View Reply Original Report

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What storyline would you even give to a jobber like Dakota Kai that would be worthy of a singles match on a PPV?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:37:10 No.15108524 Report

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>>15108520
I'd have her swatted on one of her live streams and then she tries to find out who did it on the following Raw.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:39:08 No.15108528 Report

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>>15108520
that outfit is dimes on dakota doe

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:44:25 No.15108545 Report

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>>15108520
she rapes OP's mother with a 12 inch dildo on live tv

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:45:24 No.15108547 Report

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>>15108545
based

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:46:51 No.15108549 Report

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>>15108520
I want to have sexual intercourse with this fine, athletic Kiwi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 12:54:24 No.15108575 Report

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>>15108520
She looks like a fucking zombie so she could be a zombie or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:03:49 No.15108603 Report

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>>15108524
Imagine giving a hot chick a modern day Attitude Era Big Bossman Style gimmick. Kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:06:55 No.15108614 Report

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>>15108520
Some sort of "Last Chance Saloon" gauntlet match where it starts off 1-1 and uses the decibel meter. After 3 minutes or whatever whoever got the highest pop gets to go to the back and someone else comes in. This continues until the ultimate loser is decided and they eat a pin and get released.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:09:08 No.15108623 Report

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All you’d have to do is book her like Sable was back then to get over and yet this fucking joke of a company can’t even figure that out. Who is the modern womeme division even catered to? Twitter/Tumblr losers with a million pronouns in bio who cried that Attitude era was too misogynistic?

Their promos suck, there is zero entertainment value, they now can attack men without consequence unlike back then where there was an actual risk of getting fucked up. This company has lost the plot completely and pretty much turned half of their shows into glorified piss breaks all for the sake of being PC so a minority of Twitter losers don’t start bitching and moaning online. Every single time an online smark says the “new era” is better than AE they always cite the womeme division which is retarded beyond belief. If Paul is wondering why crowds always sound so bored during those matches, just watch any Sable segment back then where the crowd would go completely nuclear, THATS LITERALLY IT

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:18:12 No.15108653 Report

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>All you’d have to do is book her like Sable was back then to get over and yet this fucking joke of a company can’t even figure that out. Who is the modern womeme division even catered to? Twitter/Tumblr losers with a million pronouns in bio who cried that Attitude era was too misogynistic?

>Their promos suck, there is zero entertainment value, they now can attack men without consequence unlike back then where there was an actual risk of getting fucked up. This company has lost the plot completely and pretty much turned half of their shows into glorified piss breaks all for the sake of being PC so a minority of Twitter losers don’t start bitching and moaning online. Every single time an online smark says the “new era” is better than AE they always cite the womeme division which is retarded beyond belief. If Paul is wondering why crowds always sound so bored during those matches, just watch any Sable segment back then where the crowd would go completely nuclear, THATS LITERALLY IT

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:21:17 No.15108662 Report

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:22:09 No.15108664 Report

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>>15108623
you need sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:22:57 No.15108668 Report

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>>15108623
I'm 42 years old and I have never touched a woman btw

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:26:43 No.15108679 Report

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>>15108623
>All you’d have to do is book her like Sable was back then to get over and yet this fucking joke of a company can’t even figure that out. Who is the modern womeme division even catered to? Twitter/Tumblr losers with a million pronouns in bio who cried that Attitude era was too misogynistic?
>Their promos suck, there is zero entertainment value, they now can attack men without consequence unlike back then where there was an actual risk of getting fucked up. This company has lost the plot completely and pretty much turned half of their shows into glorified piss breaks all for the sake of being PC so a minority of Twitter losers don’t start bitching and moaning online. Every single time an online smark says the “new era” is better than AE they always cite the womeme division which is retarded beyond belief. If Paul is wondering why crowds always sound so bored during those matches, just watch any Sable segment back then where the crowd would go completely nuclear, THATS LITERALLY IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:34:38 No.15108722 Report

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>>15108520
anyways, i want to lick her butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:34:59 No.15108723 Report

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>>15108664
>>15108668

I was only pointing out the crowds don’t pop for any of them, maybe actually read what I said instead of strawmanning

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:36:51 No.15108732 Report

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>40 year old injury prone shitter cries she doesn’t get a push
She should be thankful she has a job at all, she’s only still employed because Bayley went to bat for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:46:01 No.15108790 Report

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>>15108520
Reveal her and Shayna are dating, turn them into a tagteam but have her and Zoey Starks fight a "custody" match. Have her and Shayna win the tag belts, make out on TV often, "break up" after a year to a big blow off match at Mania.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 13:53:08 No.15108828 Report

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>>15108723

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 14:25:53 No.15109003 Report

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>>15108520
Ok bro, here's what we're going to do.
>Dakota demands a singles match on the PPV but is flatout rejected because she has the worst singles record on the roster, she's even worse than Maxxine Dupri (how true this is doesn't matter).
>So, we're going to revive the veteran bullying Maxxine Dupri storyline with Dakota now playing the role of Candice Lerae.
>They face each other for a couple of weeks and Maxxine scores a couple of fluke wins, driving Dakota completely insane, leading her to constantly demand a rematch with her
>Both management and the rest of Damage CTRL are getting fed up with Dakota to the point where of they have a secret meeting without Dakota involved.
>Damage CTRL breaks the news to Dakota that she gets one final shot to face Maxxine at the next PPV, but a special deal had to be made considering how low on the card both women are: It's a Bra and Panties Match. And if Dakota loses, she'll be kicked out of Damage CTRL.
>Will Dakota finally get a single PPV win, or will she lose yet another match, her faction, and most importantly...all of her clothes.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 14:37:36 No.15109062 Report

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>>15108520
why the booboo face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 14:45:43 No.15109105 Report

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>>15108623
This guy gets it.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 14:47:01 No.15109113 Report

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>>15109062
self mark please understand

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 14:51:13 No.15109145 Report

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>>15109003
Nobody wants to see Dayucky Guy in regular clothes let alone her underwear. Get this bitch out of here before I finna pukola.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 15:02:21 No.15109225 Report

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Back in the old days the only time you'd see wrestlers was on the shows. Nowadays wrestlers on social media whining is all it takes for iwc to beg for them to be pushed. Daivari and the Hurricane would be world champs if social media was this big then.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 15:47:03 No.15109464 Report

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I woulda had her qualify for the MITB, make it seem like she was just there to help Iyo win. Then as she's holding the ladder/helping Iyo climb, she pushes the ladder over and grabs it herself!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 17:30:47 No.15110010 Report

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>>15108623
You're right but booking every girl like she's Sable is not the solution.
Some girls need to lose the bikini contests.
Some girls need to get spanked.
Nia Jax spanking Rhea would draw heat, but the other way around would be badass and neat. And we don't wanna see Nia in a bikini, despite the fact that was her job before becoming Queen Mabel.

Sex sells, and it's unironically empowering women to encourage them to use their sex and seductive abilities to win matches.
Preventing them from using their natural talents is quite frankly counterproductive.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 17:32:09 No.15110020 Report

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Her and Iyo fighting over a White man would get her pretty over

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 17:35:20 No.15110045 Report

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>>15108524
considering WWE has already been injecting reality based angles into ancillary interviews and podcasts already, this is probably the most likely answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 17:42:18 No.15110097 Report

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>>15108520
If it were up to me, I would give DaYUCKY Guy the boot - This manjawed tranny offers nothing to the WWE and nothing to those who want WWE to be better. He is so awful I wouldn't even send him to the tranny promotion where he belongs - Let him cry and bitch on stream about not being given opportunities because he's too shortsighted to realize what he truly is - a useless anti-draw. DaYUCKY Guy offers nothing in this industry.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2024 17:53:57 No.15110180 Report

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>>15108520
Japanese citizenship on a poll match so she can fit in with her team.
Her opponent is some weeb character that they probably have in WWE. I dunno, I don't watch it.
The match ends when Nakamura, Tozawa and whatever other Japanese guys they never use interrupt and decry this japanophile bullshit, complaining that they are Japanese and never get any respect while people parodying the great nation of Japan get opportunities. They then become a weird weeb hating faction that feud with New Day or something I dunno.

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