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>be peruvian alpaca shepherd
>wake up at the buttcrack of dawn
>lead your herd of alpacas on a mountain trek to Machu Picchu
>Dodge dangerous snakes and deadly cocaine smugglers on your way
>reach Machu Picchu
>say a little prayer to the God of the Mountain
>pull out your trusty Iphone 2
>open up /pw/
>Start a thread titled "Is it true what happened in the sweltering summer of 1992" along with your Zestiest Kevin R. Nash pic
>look up
>one of your alpacas accidentally walked off the side of the cliff
>shouldershrug.jpg
>look back to see if it finally uploaded and you rolled a 92
>KWAB
>do a 360 and walk back down the mountain
>milk your alpacas while your ladyboy wife makes BBQ guinea pig
>go to bed because tommorrow you will do it all again
Such is the life of a Peruvian /pw/ shitposter.
>wake up at the buttcrack of dawn
>lead your herd of alpacas on a mountain trek to Machu Picchu
>Dodge dangerous snakes and deadly cocaine smugglers on your way
>reach Machu Picchu
>say a little prayer to the God of the Mountain
>pull out your trusty Iphone 2
>open up /pw/
>Start a thread titled "Is it true what happened in the sweltering summer of 1992" along with your Zestiest Kevin R. Nash pic
>look up
>one of your alpacas accidentally walked off the side of the cliff
>shouldershrug.jpg
>look back to see if it finally uploaded and you rolled a 92
>KWAB
>do a 360 and walk back down the mountain
>milk your alpacas while your ladyboy wife makes BBQ guinea pig
>go to bed because tommorrow you will do it all again
Such is the life of a Peruvian /pw/ shitposter.
