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Tony's plan was simple, yet ludicrous. They were to perform a wild, uninhibited dance routine in the center of the food court, broadcast live on TBS. But there was a catch: it had to be done in the nude. Goldberg and Ryback had their reservations, but the promise of a hefty paycheck and the potential to go viral was too tempting to pass up, so they got naked and danced like confused male strippers.
Jim Cornette, unable to resist the spectacle, emerged from his hiding spot, his pants around his ankles, his hand still in a very compromising position. His eyes widened when he realized he had an audience, but instead of retreating, he did the unthinkable. He stepped into the fray, joining Goldberg and Ryback in their naked dance.
The crowd's reaction was a mix of shock and awe, jaws dropping and eyes popping. Phones shot up, capturing the moment in high definition. The music grew louder, and the three men, now in sync, began to move with a surprising grace, their bare bodies bouncing and gyrating in a display that would make even the most stoic wrestling fan blush.
Ryback, feeling particularly emboldened, looked over at Cornette and licked his lips. "Jim," he panted, "I've always wondered about that legendary cock of yours. Mind if I get a taste?"
Goldberg looked at Ryback and Cornette, a mix of disbelief and exhilaration on their faces. "Well, guys," he said, "I think we are redefining the term 'sports entertainment'."
