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While speaking on the Keepin’ it 100 podcast, Eric Bischoff addressed AEW spending millions of dollars a year for talent contracts. Bischoff criticized the management, stating that many wrestlers earn substantial amounts but are rarely on television, likening their situation to being in a witness protection program. Bischoff questioned the ridiculous spending, pointing out Mercedes Mone’s reported $5 million salary per year and her creative control, noting skepticism about Khan’s decision-making. Bischoff then suggested that even a young monkey with a case of bananas could potentially outperform Khan as a booker.>“According to Dave Meltzer, and you’ve got to be careful, but I’m using it as a reference because I just saw it the other day, Tony Khan has a talent budget that’s over $100 million. Guys are making $100,000 a year, and 75% of the people on that roster feel like they’re in the witness protection program. Half of them, you see them only once every six months. If you look at his talent budget and his expenses, I mean, look at Mercedes Mone, $5 million a year. Are you kidding me? And giving her creative control? When it comes to Tony Khan giving talent creative control, it’s probably not such a bad thing because anybody can do a better job than Tony Khan, right? You could give me a case of bananas and a young monkey, I could teach that monkey to be a better booker than Tony Khan.”
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>>15133866 Bischoff pointed out that Tony Khan isn’t in the wrestling business but producing television shows and seems to crave recognition and makes statements comparing himself to WWE. Bischoff suggested that Tony’s behavior invites criticism and ridicule, stating that he brings it upon himself.
>“Tony is extremely insecure. I think very, very immature—extremely immature emotionally, uh, immature individual. And he’s constantly—that’s why he can’t stop taking shots at WWE. Let me think about this for a second: WWE is in another universe when it comes to business than AEW. That’s like me opening up a hot dog stand in downtown New York a block away from a Ruth Chris Steakhouse and saying I’m their competition. I’m competing with Ruth Chris. I’ve sold more hot dogs today than Ruth Chris has in the last month. It’s because hot dogs aren’t on the menu. They don’t sell hot dogs; they sell steaks for like 140 bucks a pop. But Tony likes to think because he has a wrestling—he’s not even in the wrestling business. He’s not in the wrestling business anymore. He doesn’t tour. He does television shows. >He’s a television producer, and wanted that. But Tony, again, a little bit like Russo in that sense, wants to be recognized so bad, and that’s why he keeps making statements like that. It’s why he keeps comparing himself to WWE. It’s why he keeps taking shots at WWE and then crying like a little about tribalism and always being under attack. It’s because he says such stupid—it makes it, I don’t know, recreation to have fun, you know, pulling him apart publicly because he deserves it. He’s causing it.” Anonymous
Bischoff's podcast was floundering for years and he cashed in on the muh AEW sux grift. He has nothing but contempt for wrestling and its fans, but he needs money after his multiple bankruptcies. Also AEW hasn't ever put anything on the air as bad as 1998-2000 WCW.
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*goes out of business in your path*
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>>15133866 Can a monkey go bankrupt 3 times?
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>>15133866 >>15133869 He's right of course. Tony should just use ChatGPT to book at this point.
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>>15133866 Isn’t this the guy that went out of business?
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Soon dynamite will be on air longer than nitro
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>>15133926 This is why Bitchoff is lashing out
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You notice how AEWtists always have these prepared PR lines to defend Tony R. Khan? Easy E failed, and sees the writing on the wall. He is uniquely qualified to speak on the diaster that is AEW
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>>15133866 yeah but can an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters in an infinite amount of time save AEW?
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>>15133932 e-drones projecting their NPC status will never stop being hilarious
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>>15133932 Will all those words unbankrupt Eric?
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>>15133926 Dynamite will also beat the 83 weeks record soon, but in a different way.
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>>15133948 Still doesn't change the fact and after the new tv deal aew will be or air tv longer than wcw after the turner bought it
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>>15133879 But were any lies detected?
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>>15133948 Are we starting a new streak? No 7hundy?
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>>15133937 You are the NPC repeating the same shit over and over again with no originality or flair. Tony is a retard, a complete narcissistic buffoon who deserves all the negative pushback he has been getting.
>>15133944 He seems to be doing just fine, though. Lives in a nice house, shoots the shit online, chills in nature. How does Eric being bankrupt change the fact Tony is creatively bankrupt and has a massive ego for someone who continues to fail spectacularly while constantly taking potshots at far more successful people painting himself as this visionary good guy, while he does more reactionary booking than even WWE does?
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>>15133960 gooooooood morning sir!
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>>15133866 >gives the WWF, Steve Austin, one of the biggest draws ever, in your path >books Fingerpoke of Doom in your path >books Starrcade 97 in your path >kills the aura of peak Goldberg in your path Eric could not have done shit without the true draws, the Golden Era WWF guys. Why didn't he try a stadium WCW show in London? Because he couldn't. BUT saying that, Tony Khan sucks as a booker.
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>>15133965 I hate both Bischoff and Tony Khan, but I have an extra amount of hatred for Bischoff. Anyone comparing AEW to WCW needs to actually go back and what that putrid dog shit sometime. 1999 WCW could be used to torture people.
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>>15134019 Sad thing is you could've still saved wcw in 1999
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Dear of dear...
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to be fair Bischoff is an expert on spending truckloads of someone else's money to larp as one of the boys
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>>15133866 That same monkey could book WCW better than Bitchoff did
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>>15133866 Eric has to be the most gotten to man alive.
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>>15133879 >AEW hasn't ever put anything on the air as bad as 1998-2000 WCW They've been putting on Thunder tier shows since they started.
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>>15133866 Kek this got the hog on wheels spinning
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>>15133866 >even a monkey That's racist! Plus, black people don't know shit about prowrestling
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I heard the clip on YouTube and Bischoff is really just over the top trying to bury AEW and Tony every word of every sentence. Come on dude at least try to make this shit believable if you’re gonna work an angle. All his corny ass lines are just cringe and try hard. He is really trying to ride the AEW hate train back to relevancy but it’s not gonna happen.