Don't let any of the narratives around MITB distract you from the fact that WWE Champion Damien Priest is a sexual deviant who solicits gay threesomes on grindr and used to get fucked in the ass by Matt Riddle, confirmed by Matt's Ex-GF.

Yes, you read that correctly. Grabbing that brass ring is now literally Triple H's goatse'd asshole. Looking like a faggot who drinks piss in gay bars is the WWE Corporate endorsed look now.

If you're down with dressing like a villain from a James Bond gay porn parody (James Bondage: 007 dicks at once) you will get pushed, otherwise... sorry, plans change, market pressures, timing isn't right.