>>15185178Long answer: Because zoomcels, who are too brown/black and autistic to talk to women irl and maintain eye contact with them, are massive (((porn))) addicts which has corrupted their taste in women so, as a result, they became closeted homosexuals who have convinced themselves that an ugly dyke is 'attractive' and has simultaneously convinced themselves that they AREN'T gay for being attracted to 'her' (it is gay to find Diarrhea Ripley attractive, btw).
Short answer: zoomcels, of the black and brown variety, are closeted homosexuals.