>>15238820This one's better and I'm using it. OP transparently just wants to claim oldfag stolen valour KWAB
Thinking about this makes me realise I'm Jeff Fucking Hardy lmao
Spent my allowance as a kid attending YTMND shows whenever they came to our town. Got stretched in the Newgrounds Dungeons, where I learned how to shoot, while studying the tapes at Encylopedia Dramatica. I was a familiar face floating around the undercard of the New Generation era, lying about my age to get booked, eating pins for breakfast, lunch and dinner and selling like a pro for all the greats. With the advent of the Attitude Era, I debuted a new gimmick and started working completely different boards, /fa/, /mu/, /fit/ and /lit/ and it truly revitalised my career. There never was and never will be a better time than the Attitude Era in terms of where we were in the zeitgeist as true tastemakers, even if the '00s drew more and were better quality across the board. But when it came time for the F to Get Out, so did I. I jumped ship and signed with 4+4chan and did the best work of my career where nobody was watching until Money Mark Hotwheels blew the whole gig. 2018 Rumble comes along, and I get a return pop that drowns in a sea of other return pops. I don't post often nowadays, but every post I've made this month has gotten consistent
>promo's good>based schizoor other equivalent, adjacent chants, so I guess I'm gonna keep HBK/Taker/Misawa-ing myself to sawdust with this new "heart-on-sleeve" sincere PCO-style comeback gimmick.
Refused to get booked by eBaum's World, SomethingAwful, GaiaOnline, LiveJournal, and I never did business with those clueless move spamming outlaw mudshow bingo halls like FunnyJunk or 9Gag. Never had a Twitter, Skype, Reddit or Discord... AIM and MSN were for people I knew personally. I'm an anon 'til they bury me, and when they do, I'll have a tombstone with nothing on it.
This board makes me feel like I'm back in the New Generation.
