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Parker Boudreaux Wrestling Seminar

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:34:43 No.15250229 View View Reply Original Report

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Any Alabama chads gonna be there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:35:33 No.15250236 Report

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>>15250229
What is he gonna talk about in this seminar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:36:06 No.15250241 Report

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>>15250236
How to draw dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:36:28 No.15250245 Report

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>>15250229
Uhh yeah so I'm a spoiled rich kid with no discernable talent and here's my lil wrestling seminar on how to make it in a business I'm not successful in
Is this a joke?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:38:18 No.15250261 Report

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>>15250236
fr fr you just gotta link up bruh on god

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:38:22 No.15250262 Report

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>>15250236
how to flex your quads and drip

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:39:03 No.15250269 Report

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>>15250236
Advice for getting your squat up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:41:01 No.15250285 Report

Quoted By: >>15250290

*ahem*

>shit body
>shit look
>shit face
>shit promo
>shit wrestling
>lazy
>entitled
>self mark who wore his own non WWE approved merch in the PC and backstage 24/7 and even tried to sell it to wrestlers and management
>constantly on his phone during promo class
>always late to practice and rehearsals
>does nothing but watch anime and go on social media backstage during shows
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
>is specifically paired with Joe Gacy and explicitly told to learn from him and look up to him as a mentor to improve in all facets of wrestling but instead of taking notes and learning from him he never went to any of the meetings set up by management with Joe Gacy to work on his skills and barely even talked let alone hang out with Joe Gacy outside of tapings
>goes up to talent while they're in the middle of working out to ask them to take pictures of him showing off his thighs
>was asked explicitly to lose weight and stick to a professionally regimented nutrition plan from the in house nutritionist but ignores it and barely worked out outside of doing squats and leg presses
>told talent and management that if he wasn't destined for greatness then he would have started his career in the indies
>goes into the PC just to take pictures and tense in front of the mirror
>does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures
>would kiss Hunter and Shawn's ass when they actually give him advice only for him to disregard everything they tell him while telling the other talent that "Vince pays my bills not DX." even though the advice and instructions Hunter and Shawn were being relayed from Vince himself
>told senior NXT talent and one higher up that he can't wait to leave NXT so he can party around the country when he gets called up
>still thinks he's God's gift to wrestling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:41:38 No.15250290 Report

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>>15250285
But enough about you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:42:12 No.15250293 Report

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>based his face touch angle with Joe Gacy on Asuka and Shinji at the end of EoE
>asked Two Dimes to play "Komm, süßer Tod" from his Bluetooth speaker as soon as he came back into gorilla after said angle
>would stare at Poppy and tense from afar every time she was brought in
>would introduce himself to new people by saying "Hi, I am Kendrick Lamar aka Benz is to me just a car."
>would always yell "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!" every time Bron Breakker would come out during tapings
>was caught crying alone in the locker room and when he was asked why he said he was listening to "4 Your Eyez Only"
>would pretend not to see Johnny Gargano every time he walked past him by looking slightly above Johnny's head
>shook Vince's hand and said "Hi, I'm Brock Lesnar" when Vince came to visit
>would sometimes say "Yeah, boy" like Flavor Flav to answer yes or no questions even if he means to answer no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:43:15 No.15250301 Report

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>would try to hide packets of Oreos around the PC for covert snacking and would threaten to quit whenever the janitor removed them
>asked mangagement to bid $50k on a vintage Air Jordan collection he found on ebay and told them they could take it from his pay once he got to the main roster
>would always ask Wes Lee if he could squat with him on his shoulders and tried to pick him up whenever he saw him
>paid Ski Mask the Slump God a 15k deposit to perform at his first WrestleMania entrance
>would make a point to squeeze between Julius and Brutus during classes and told Julius he could get Brutus fired if he needed a new partner
>would send Edris Enofe beats and insist he rap on them, despite Edris repeatedly telling him he doesn't rap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:43:54 No.15250308 Report

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>>15250293
>shook Vince's hand and said "Hi, I'm Brock Lesnar" when Vince came to visit
I do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:44:16 No.15250313 Report

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>would drink from other people's water bottles at the PC and when confronted he would just walk out and go home
>always called Jamie Noble, Jaime Doble for some reason
>always parked his car at the reserved management spaces
>told newer talent that they needed to get on his drip before giving them his own merch
>would always mutter "shit tats" under his breath everytime he passed Cora Jade
>always walked in the middle of tight hallways especially when other people were either behind him or coming towards him
>told a top NXT talent that he should wear a "Push Parker" shirt during a taping
>made people listen to his headphones playing his own remix of Sicko Mode as soon as they finished having a match
>got JJ Williams banned from NXT because he always referred to him as "The Children Observer"
>would always leave Taco Bell paperbags full of napkins and opened sauce packets on the floor backstage
>when confronted by a fellow talent about his loud music backstage he just stared and tensed until the talent walked away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:45:18 No.15250318 Report

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>Would stand in front of occupied urinals and shout "Pour up, Drank" over and over again until the person using it comes out
>When he was asked why he was always late to practice by a fellow talent he stared at him and asked if he "would ask Brock Lesnar the same question." before leaving and beating his chest
>Always went up to people in the gym and told them to do more squats
>When Tommaso Ciampa came up to him and told him he was slacking off with his training he answered with "Go snitch on me then bruh!"
>Would always high five Road Dogg no matter what he was doing
>Would imitate ape noises every time the term "Gorilla Position" was used
>Always play "Die Very Rough" from his Bluetooth speaker every time he was in the same room as Quincy Elliot
>Asked building management if they could frame and hang up his Berserk poster near the entrance of Full Sail

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:46:38 No.15250330 Report

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>>15250236
How to have the freshest drip in the room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:48:11 No.15250345 Report

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>>15250236
>What is he gonna talk about in this seminar?
Fills you in on all the ways he fucked up multiple opportunities so you don't have to repeat those mistakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:49:52 No.15250358 Report

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>>15250229
SHEEEEEEEEEEESH

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:53:06 No.15250393 Report

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>>15250318
>>15250313
>>15250293
Posts like these are why I still visit this shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:55:32 No.15250425 Report

Quoted By: >>15250448 >>15250463

All this green text bullshit is the reason why wrestling sucks now a days quit being a bitch with all these tyrannical rules.

You see him being a shitter. He is just Shawn Michael's of the attitude era in 2024.

Treat him like it. Push to the moon.
Hire people to clean up his shit. Or make him eat shit and be part of his character on live TV exposing TRUTH behind his character on TV.

Imagine asking stone cold to clean up shit in the 90s you know how gay that fucking sounds.
Fuck off faggot. You should be the one fired I don't give a fuck if your midcarder cody rhodes.
Let people express themselves without a script.

Let people express themselves even if it's shitty gay ass pop music. All these restrictions is going to implode one day.

All these athletic horsebag shit sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:56:42 No.15250442 Report

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This bitch in this thread in the company he should job first to Parker imo quit crying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:56:58 No.15250446 Report

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>>15250236
The intricacies of the Jiren arc in Dragon Ball and how it relates to his career and trajectory

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:57:02 No.15250448 Report

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>>15250425
>He is just Shawn Michael's of the attitude era in 2024.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 19:58:25 No.15250463 Report

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>>15250425
>Hire people to clean up his shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 20:03:13 No.15250520 Report

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>>15250229
One of you Alabama chads should go and shit on him with facts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 20:03:20 No.15250521 Report

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>>15250463
> Or make him eat shit and be part of his character on live TV exposing TRUTH behind his character on TV.

Expose this live on TV and make this REAL LIKE SHAWN MICHAELS AND BRETHART.

its the most MISSING thing in wrestling.

Destroying peoples careers over wah wah he doesn't listen to the rules wah wah. Your ass should be fired not his.

But then you have bitch Bron breaker who looks like a soulless Ken shamrock who over acts his anger and isn't true anger.

The truth should be shown to the masses so they can connect to wrestlers more.

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 20:06:39 No.15250559 Report

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>>15250521
>The truth should be shown to the masses so they can connect to wrestlers more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 20:11:12 No.15250610 Report

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>>15250521
They're too sensitive and don't love wrestling enough to do it. Bret and Shawn could hate each other, but still be professional in the ring. These new guys cannot do that or are too paranoid to trust the idea that if the other guy fucks with you, the boys in the back will fuck with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 20:17:53 No.15250691 Report

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>>15250229
That’s like a 30 minute drive. Might check it out for shits and gigs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:04:49 No.15251143 Report

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>>15250236
>How to look max without gaining harmful ring skills
>Shaking the ropes: How to skip crowd work for more rope shakes
>Poetry in motion: How to run like a toddler
>Burying in the rub: The techniques of avoiding legends influencing your patented style in match

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:09:01 No.15251177 Report

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>>15250236
It's actually for him but he demanded to be on the poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:10:24 No.15251189 Report

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>>15251177
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:14:38 No.15251222 Report

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>>15250691
go and record the seminar

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:15:00 No.15251225 Report

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:20:24 No.15251268 Report

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>>15250229
>fired from every promotion he's ever worked in and jobless at 26
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2024 21:27:44 No.15251335 Report

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>>15250521
Are you Parker?
The dude had a shitty look, no charisma, and no wrestling skills. If you put him out there doing his backstage shit it would make people switch the channel.
Even the time he came out as a security guard he got mogged by the other dudes.

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