>>15269599>>15269605>>15269092I have some very few opportunities as an eurofag to go to USA for business but it's always some socialist urban hellscape of a soulless major city. I'd love to have some friends who would welcome me and others to visit the true sovlful deep sides of Burgerland, go to see some shootings and horses and whorehouses and crocodiles and ferris wheels and hotdog eating contests, and flea markets with homemade jam and wrestling tapes and without commies