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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 21:25:52 No.15314027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>15314038 >>15314041 >>15314043 >>15314118 >>15314606 >>15316174 >>15316519 >>15316531 >>15317666 >>15317680 >>15317703 >>15318978

Just told my pastor I watch wrestling and he says I have to stay behind after Church

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 21:27:44 No.15314038 Report

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>>15314027
you’re about to get 92’d

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 21:27:59 No.15314041 Report

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>>15314027
>church in 2024 CE
pretty much the equivalent of going to a Harry Potter fanclub or some other fiction fanclub.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 21:28:08 No.15314043 Report

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>>15314027
You told him you watch wrestling, you're basically telling him you're mentally handicapped and now he feels secure in taking sexual advantage of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 21:37:09 No.15314118 Report

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>>15314027
Remind him of how God Himself had a WWE match.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 22:14:46 No.15314371 Report

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>>15314041
Based 2006 time traveler. You better start believing in multigenerational Satanic plots. You're in one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2024 22:42:55 No.15314606 Report

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>>15314027
I Corinthians 9.2: Thou shalt not watch men engage in fake battle by doing so thou shall have a penance of sodemy from the religious elders

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 01:31:05 No.15316174 Report

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>>15314027
WHOAAAOAAA!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:00:15 No.15316519 Report

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>>15314027
That's funny, I accurately described how professional wrestling is the only sacred sport to my pastor and elders. It is the only sport where you must love your opponent so much that you sacrifice your own body not to hurt them and agape is the purest love of them all. Plus God wrestles Jacob in Genesis 32 and because God knew the outcome before the match began, it makes God the first pro wrestler (ignore that he injured Jacob during the match. It ain't ballet.)

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 02:01:51 No.15316531 Report

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>>15314027
On your knees, dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:24:34 No.15317666 Report

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>>15314027
can he do that? That's false imprisonment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:26:05 No.15317673 Report

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Your priest is secretly a masked luchador

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:28:14 No.15317680 Report

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>>15314027
>Just told my pastor I watch wrestling and he says I have to stay behind after Church

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:29:42 No.15317688 Report

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>>15317680
bruh we get it you want to bottom for Dancin' Dani

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:32:05 No.15317702 Report

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>>15317673
Nah he doesn't wear a mask

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:32:20 No.15317703 Report

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>>15314027
he's gonna show you his figure fed, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:45:38 No.15317758 Report

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>>15317702
All priests wear a mask...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 06:51:12 No.15317779 Report

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>>15314606
The diddler priest is my favorite and the funniest religious meme by far, because Christianity is the only "Abrahamic" religion that doesn't permit diddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 07:08:13 No.15317847 Report

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>>15317673
I found out Nacho Libre is a cult classic only a couple weeks ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 13:17:14 No.15318964 Report

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Can we get an update? What did y'all talk about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 13:20:16 No.15318978 Report

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>>15314027
Turns out he's a fan too anon. He just wants to show off his autograph memorabilia and bitch about how AEW isn't real wrestling.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 13:23:04 No.15318988 Report

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>>15318964
I don't wanna talk about it..

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