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Johnny Reddit's dementia ridden dad forgets the gas on and burns down his restaurant

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 14:10:27 No.15319202 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 14:18:43 No.15319244 Report

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>forgets the gas on
Gooooooooooooood morning sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 14:23:57 No.15319262 Report

Quoted By: >>15320015

>>15319202
i don’t like him or watch him wrestle but that’s fucked.
Wish his family the best and hope they can rebuild

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 14:54:39 No.15319442 Report

Quoted By: >>15322787

>>15319202
>badly damaged
You think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 14:57:29 No.15319462 Report

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>>15319202
He should start a new restaurant and call it "The Vanilla Midget"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 15:07:39 No.15319522 Report

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>>15319202
This is where Nash got filled with ravioli

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 15:09:37 No.15319536 Report

Quoted By: >>15319871 >>15320256 >>15323083

How does leaving on a burner burn the whole place down? I never understood how that works, the burner is on an oven away from everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 15:12:02 No.15319554 Report

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Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 15:13:02 No.15319562 Report

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>>15319202
>He is 82 years old
So he fathered Gargano at 45? Explains a lot actually

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 15:55:24 No.15319832 Report

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>>15319202
Is his the big titty Sister ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:02:31 No.15319871 Report

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>>15319536
Ever heard of large flies? Cheech...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:31:26 No.15320015 Report

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>>15319262
Going to take Johnny a lot of legos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:37:18 No.15320053 Report

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>>15319202
Kek, this is a clear cut case of insurance fraud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:40:16 No.15320067 Report

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>>15319202
I can't stand Johnny Sameface and would prefer it if he never wrestled again, but this is fucked up. I feel bad for his dad (and for Johnny). I would expect that, at age 82, the dad may just hang it up and retire. That's a real shame though because he clearly loved his work if he was still doing it at 82!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:41:29 No.15320075 Report

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>>15320053
yea, ive seen some serious fires, and most of them still had 50% of the roof
this looks like the fire department wasnt called for several hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:42:14 No.15320080 Report

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>>15319202
>gas
If its a 50+ year old building then it is a 99% chance its a electrical fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:42:59 No.15320088 Report

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>>15320075
Or there was an explosion, which is possible if they used gas burners

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:43:11 No.15320091 Report

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Use your DIY skills to rebuild it 4head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:44:50 No.15320099 Report

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what was the name of the restaurant, or address?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 16:55:26 No.15320164 Report

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>>15319562
I'm 40 and don't have kids. Should I even bother or am I gonna end up with a gay reddit midget for a son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 17:00:34 No.15320195 Report

Quoted By: >>15320224 >>15323130

>>15320164
You absolutely should have kids, but do so with a younger woman. The dad's age isn't really the problem, typically. It's the age of the mom. Older women tend to produce kids with developmental issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 17:05:12 No.15320224 Report

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>>15320195
That's good, I knew I'd have to get a young broad anyways. Too bad America sucks so bad or else I could get a hot 20 year old Colombian that's desperate for a green card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 17:10:24 No.15320256 Report

Quoted By: >>15320404

>>15319536
if you aren't meticulous about cleaning, a bunch of grease will get caked onto various surfaces in the kitchen. especially the hood of the oven. the grease is highly flammable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 17:27:45 No.15320352 Report

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>when a civvie orders a hamburger with EXTRA ONION
no wonder his dad broke under the pressure. you don't know until you've been in the kitchen, you just don't fucking know.
thank you for your service, Jonathon Reddit Sr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 17:35:59 No.15320404 Report

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>>15320256
This is all Johnny Reddit's fault. He was the only one able to get inside the oven hoods and clean them and they've been building up ever since he joined WWE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 19:02:06 No.15320994 Report

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>>15319202
>82 year old dad
>Gargano is 36
>His dad was in his mid-40s when he had him
No wonder he's so Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 19:14:13 No.15321061 Report

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>>15319202
Good thing his son is a millionaire that can just build him a new one, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 19:16:07 No.15321076 Report

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>>15320352
Funny how you call him that while posting a reddit award winning image

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 20:30:53 No.15321496 Report

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>>15321076
almost as if it fits

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:35:14 No.15322680 Report

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>>15319202
KEK WHAT A DEMENTIA RIDDLED NO RESTURANT NO LEGACY HAVING GERIATRIC BITCH
KWADRNRNLHGB

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:41:53 No.15322738 Report

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>>15319202
He has insurance and is a millionaire. He'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:47:11 No.15322787 Report

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>>15319442
Nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:51:35 No.15322817 Report

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>>15319202
>inb4 he cons his dad out of the insurance money and opens an antique toy store in Florida

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:52:57 No.15322828 Report

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Threads like this remind me that a lot of /pw/'s posters have crippling, terrible fucking mental illnesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2024 23:55:49 No.15322841 Report

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>>15319202
>badly damaged
might be understating it a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 00:07:40 No.15322939 Report

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>>15320224
>get a hot 20 year old Colombian that's desperate for a green card
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 00:14:11 No.15323050 Report

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>>15321076
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 00:16:32 No.15323083 Report

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>>15319536
It’s called insurance fraud to save a failing business

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 00:19:25 No.15323130 Report

Quoted By: >>15323922

>>15320195
>The dad's age isn't really the problem

Not true, children with older fathers are way more likely to be autistic or have other problems. Mens sperm absolutely degrades in quality, only difference is men can can continue knocking up women long past the point where they really should whereas women's junk straight up gives out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 01:11:50 No.15323922 Report

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>>15323130
So you are saying Mr. Woodhouse was like 65 when he knocked up PigCripple's mom?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 01:13:20 No.15323930 Report

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>>15319202
How was the Gabagool tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 01:34:55 No.15324212 Report

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>>15319202
That is not what happened dummy!

Lets just say it was Arson, and the perpetrator was Adam Cole BAYBAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 03:09:01 No.15325100 Report

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>parents in their 40s when they had him
That explains the toy-fixated autism on top of the stunted height.

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