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TONIGHT, AT 8 P.M. EST, FROM ARLINGTON,TX
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>>15348200 >"battle of the belts" >2 womeme eliminator matches and ROH shit they didn't even TRY
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i am an e drone and i am watching your broadcast
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>>15348200 kek what an unbelievably stacked card, can't wait
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>>15348213 Mercedes making her presence felt.
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>>15348215 No, that's not allowed.
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>>15348200 finally, some real wrestling
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>>15348200 Where's the team that became the new AEW Trios Champions in the main event of last weeks Collision?
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>>15348200 Toni bro, did you make it?
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>>15348200 >Battle for the Belts >2/3 are eliminator matches Tony really gave up the gimmick, huh?
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I hope Luther is back tonight
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15 minutes until we see the best wrestle.
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>>15348311 They've moved to Dynamite, keep up.
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>>15348368 Where does he fall in the Mariah/Tony split? Who gets custody?
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I like the card for tonight. Comfy for a summer night. I like all wrestling, but after the disaster smackdown was last night, I'm up for something entertaining.
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>>15348382 Toni.
Luther's always hated Mariah.
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>>15348391 I can't even watch WWE, it just feels so soulless compared to AEW.
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>>15348200 just awful
do you think tony has the nuts to put the belts on the von erichs? the belts mean nothing anyway.
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>>15348426 now type that without crying
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>>15348427 what rating have you already given it on cagematch?
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What's your excuse, Collide anons?
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>>15348439 10 stars obviously, like every other AEW show. And it's always true.
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>>15348200 The beast Mortos and Hologram is gonna be straight out of wcw 97
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LETS GO
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LIGHT THE FUSE
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>>15348200 Still not watchin bucko
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>>15348200 Who is MxM Collection?
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3 HOURS OF PRO WRESTLING!!!
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Dang Biboo is on playing New Vegas while Collision is on. Rough night
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>Can't afford Elton John anymore >Can't sell out an escorts stadium >Can't afford decent audio equipment
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Someone gonna say something, or...?
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no commentary on fite TV feed
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orange vs anon at battle for the booty!
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how did the sound actually get worse from last week, like WTF Tony
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Valkyrie can get it
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where’s the commentary table?
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>>15348508 it's about time the TNTCHADs didn't get the audio issues
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>>15348508 feels very indie
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aew not fuck up the audio for one (1) week: *IMPOSSIBLE, DO NOT ATTEMPT*
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I have never in my life seen an American TV company go on air with no sound to commentary. Literally not once.
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>Nige is a Smiling Friends Chad
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Meatwad was robbed
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I can't stop staring at the weird shape of that ref
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there should be a no commentary option for the sickos like me who are used to Joshi and indies without it
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>>15348520 yes
nigel just said that a couple in Arkansas actually conceived just by watching Taya and Johnny kiss
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Slopdpwn got cancelled
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>>15348200 >Willow Nightingale vs. Deonna Purrazzo (CMLL World Women’s Championship Eliminator Match) CMLL should just put the strap on Deonna. She's over af with Mexicans.
t. beaner
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>>15348504 >Can't sell out an escorts stadium >escorts interesting autocorrect your phone made there Anon.......
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>>15348529 'fraid so. Meatwad too.
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We went from AEW to ASMR Collision
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>>15348545 turn your monitor on
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>>15348517 That's every OC match
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I hate Orange Cassidy. Wish he'd break his neck. So retarded.
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johnnybros.... we're being mocked...
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>>15348556 Freshly Squeezed board, newfag.
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This another full capacity?
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Johnny looked like when Lance Archer bonked his head off the top rope
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>>15348565 jam-packed to the rafters
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what the FUCK is this match Johnny keeps missing a flip to then hit something. What the hell was any of that last minute
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fix your belt dork
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>>15348579 thats his gimmick, guy who misses flips
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>>15348565 unironically yes
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>>15348574 Then. Now. Forever.
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>trying to get a high five from Johnny TV
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This residency has been doing much better than I expected. Turns out having one smack dab in the middle of the Texas metroplex was a good idea.
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>>15348579 >miss flip >orange rolls >hit orange >fix belt >miss flip >orange rolls >hit flip that was genuinely the fucking sequence and I do not get it at fucking all.
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i wish i could kiss taya and johnny...
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>>15348579 >>15348589 Glad I'm not only one worked by that. This genuinely sucks.
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when was the last time you kissed your wife like that, anon?
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>>15348579 He's been doing that his entire career. Why do you think he never went anywhere with that look?
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>>15348592 I'm pretty sure Johnny will kiss anybody that asks
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TAYA got in shape now she’s a manager. Makes sense
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>>15348588 in texas when in doubt, just add luchadors and people will show up
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FIX YOUR BELT JOHNNY
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Okay, I get other don't like Orange, I love watching him. This is his worst match I have ever seen. What the fuck was that shit from Johnny? short arm shoulder block?
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>Shane Taylor injured
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>>15348615 they trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke
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>>15348599 kek it's so true
>6' >jacked with a great look >still can't get over 'cause he's a shitter many such cases
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>>15348588 I'm still pissed they're not doing a Texas loop at all during this residency. Feel like its dumb not to do one if you're gonna have half your crew there for basically an entire month.
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>>15348615 Johnny has always sucked.
>>15348622 OC is the modern Hogan.
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>>15348619 I say it every time. Shane Taylor Promotions has an intro "rumble bad man rumble" and a chant in their song immediately after "STP STP" and even with TWO back to back cheep pop opportunities they get absolutely zero reaction.
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>>15348623 also retarded because he absolutely doesnt need to do flips at all
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holy shit this company is barely staying ahead of TNA. Look at this "arena"
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Is the pixes song cheaper
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Taya should stick her feet in Orange's mouth, that would teach him
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>>15348626 They might blueball Texas for a while since they might do a Stadium show next year there
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>>15348626 think it was chosen because ease of access to the international airports, makes things simpler for talent
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>John Morrison scared of 300lbs negress
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barefoot taya...
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>>15348636 don't know but it's better
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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Taya looking curvy lately
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need willow to pounce on my bwc
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people that talk about how Ospreay and others have no psychology to their flips need to watch Johnny sequences. Match made no fucking sense.
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>taya bare feet
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kissable lickable suckable willow pits
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>>15348633 He was perfect for a tag team. MNM was dimes because they covered each other's flaws.
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This smaller arena setup is fairly comfy
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>>15348630 MNM was cash.
Cassidy is ass.
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>>15348652 >lately she's always been a fat ass
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>>15348657 she seems like a gal with a lot of skin tags
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juice cuts a weird promo
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Who's this ring announcer?
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JUICE IS LOOOOOSE!!!
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>trios titles split again
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juice looks diseased
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>>15348669 they are harmless
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I'm still really mad the Juice was injured for the BBG's entire main event push.
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claudio on my tv set!!!!!!!
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>>15348686 If Hitler won WW2 we'd all look like Claudio.
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Is Cage just a gun for hire?
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Brian Cage just like Morrison does moves for no fucking reason but I don't hate cage as much, not yet at least.
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>>15348666 Her stomach ain't protruding like it used to.
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>>15348692 it will happen again in our lifetime fren
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How is Darius still cubby?
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This might be completely autistic, but triple threat tag team matches piss me off.
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wheeler so handsome no homo
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>>15348699 Cage at least does nuclear levels of roids to make up for his lack of good wrestling
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>YOU KNOW WE GOIN' FOR A RIDE
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>>15348710 Wheeler has matured into a great whiny shitheel.
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Imagine Trish Adora holding you down and riding you, forcing you to impregnate her with a mutt baby
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what was that third thing with the infantry. please say male.
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>>15348722 truly a genetic freak
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this is like an indie tag match where multiple people missed their flight so random people and people from other matches are plugged in
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why only two guys allowed in the ring at a time
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>>15348742 CM Punk looks like THAT now?
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>>15348734 this but aminata
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>>15348747 That's how it's always been.
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>>15348763 how do they determine when a team has to enter/leave
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>>15348754 fuck, i'll take it i guess
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>>15348764 Taking a bruv day to himself
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>>15348619 probably doesn't complain about jobbing. at least not openly.
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>>15348764 Resting up, he's got MJF at Wembley in a month.
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>>15348762 Get in line, pal.
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Claudio is a solid workhorse
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>>15348780 he's gonna win his title back in front of tens of thousands bruvamaniacs
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Tony needs to bring an aew ppv to Texas.
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>>15348788 you can't teach size
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>>15348792 Imagine how happy the slags will be
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Tony should just buy this place and make it the permanent home of ROH and Collision
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>>15348792 I think Tony's gonna pull the ultimate swerve and have Max go over for nuclear heat. Then Bryan goe over to send everyone home happy.
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An AEW show in Texas just isn't the same without them in the front row.
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>the fat flight was the one to jump over the ropes
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Damn Yuta is barely taller than Aubrey kek
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>>15348818 Feet, they want Tanya to come out and show her feet again
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>>15348825 she's a big girl
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>>15348815 i miss her so much bros ;_;
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>>15348709 I love Tag wrestling, but I agree. It needs to be well planned and coached to work well. Plus AEW can barely do a regular 2v2. So when they do a no rules multi-tag it's basically the same thing.
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could you please let Claudio get a pinfall victory on TV for once
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i have yet to see the first joker film
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>>15348832 I thought that was a picture of Kenny and a dolphin
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>>15348845 He lives in a society
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>>15348845 Joker and Deadpool are the only comic book movies from the last ~10 years worth seeing
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british miscegenation on my tv set...
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What the FUCK did he mean by this?
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I fucking love Willow so much bros
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How is Kyle more acoustic than Mark?
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>>15348872 literally about to type exactly this
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briscoe is the main character of aew
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>>15348860 and the snyder cut
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Ishii is clearly thinking about choppa and booba
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Ishii needs to win a title on this excursion
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that baby is like>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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i love this chicken nigga like you wouldnt believe
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>>15348872 >>15348875 She's organically over. good on Khan to feature her
>>15348878 He could've had a super hot angle if they used him right after his tragedy
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HOLOGRAMMERS ITS TIME
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>>15348200 Other than the ROH 6 man title match the card is predictable all thanks to Tony's book. Little Vince Jr.
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>>15348878 >cutting a fire promo with his new baby in his arm we don't deserve this man
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Guys, I'm not sure Hologram is actually real. Maybe something Taz made up.
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Hologram's entrance reminds me too much of ELP
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Lucha kino time
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the lore of the fiend
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what's so hologram about him?
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>>15348887 Tony should sign that baby.
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>>15348897 emerson, lake, and palmer are based
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This crowd full of Holosimps
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>>15348911 would a tarkus gimmick go over?
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i love both these guys. no matter who loses i win
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>>15348834 I just don't like the idea on it's face.
>One empty corner to three occupied one (this autism) >If you want a car crash match, this seems neutered in comparison to doing a 4-way >If you believe in simpler things, the third team is literally just there to get their shit in and take bumps for seemingly no reason Unless it's an elimination, I feel like it's complety pointless to do a 3-way. It's just weird to me.
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>>15348903 >Glacier but over Guy Incognito !!Czae4KQs0ob
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based holoniggas
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Mortos is like the perfect combination of a cruiserweight and a heavyweight
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How does anybody like Mexican wrestling, they just stand there waiting for the other guy to do flips.
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>pita, pita, pita!
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Should I get a Costco membership if I'm single and live alone? I think it'd be worth it for the gas alone
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Hologrambros...it ain't looking good
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>>15348930 I am ok with these 2 luchas in particular.
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based taurOOS is over
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luv monster heels so much
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Residency Collision is consistently morphing into Lucha Underground 2
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how dare they run PiP during the match of the night
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>>15348943 Holo's got a rocket strapped to his ass, we got this.
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Mortos trying to pull back the curtain on Hologram
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not a huge fan of kommander but that match last night was really good
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>>15348941 Yes. Even just for gas and food court its worth it
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>>15348951 incredibly based
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could you imagine if holo got unmasked on hhis second match
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>>15348951 Ishii jealous that the baby gets to suck on booba
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>>15348941 I've tried it when I lived near one, didn't run the numbers but you're making less trips which is nice
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what did they mean bu this
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god damn hologram spins fast KEK
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>>15348915 like seven virgins and a mule
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>>15348962 >Turns out to be Taz Anonymous
>>15348951 Negative One vs Baby Briscoe at All-In 2046
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HOLOGODS WE'RE POPPING OFF AND THE HOLOMANIACS ARE LOSING THEIR SHIT
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>>15348969 average /pw/ consolewar poster
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>>15348973 keep it cool, keep it cool
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>>15348949 They did hire Melissa Santos recently, also
>Fenix >Pentagon >Swerve >Angelico >Cage >Willie Mack >Johnny TV >Taya >AR Fox Are on the roster
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>>15348979 HOLOMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER
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That was kinda sketchy
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>im gonna twist his legs... strike a pose... go for the pin!
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A running dive on the ropes. Gotta really trust the guy catching you
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Hologram over like rover
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fuuuuck that was close
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HOLOGRAM
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Taurus has been super lucky
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They might actually have something with his guy.
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hologram haters are in the mud
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>>15348978 -1 is 12 and already heightmogs some of the roster
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Hologram is gonna Hayabusa himself on TV at some point, calling it now.
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>lil nigga marking out for hologram
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So when does Ricochet debut and we have him face mortos?
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Here's some fuckin Luchadors. Young Bucks wish they had this level of showmanship
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>>15348845 Im gonna watch it before I start back at work after my vaction. Been putting off watching it way to long anyways
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>>15349011 We'll forget about him for a few years while he does school and shit, but the kid's gonna be a beast.
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>>15349014 man who cares when we got hologram
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Mark question: How do you actually take a backbreaker without killing yourself?
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I really like his crowd work. Hopefully it helps him get over since I'm sure promos are going to hold him back unfortunately
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>>15349012 The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
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>>15349023 just know when its going to happen before it happens and tense up in the opposite direction
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Based reversal
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>ROH 6 man tag team championship
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Tony should book this rematch for all in as the opener.
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>>15349030 all they have to do is not grind him into the dust like ospreay
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>>15349023 plant your feet and take it on your shoulders, the other guy is supposed to cradle you so he takes most of the impact
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for me its hologramme
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>>15349012 Hayabusa as a verb is so fucked
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The rollup feels like an odd finish after all of that but overall good match. Like this dude.
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maya world is a cute name. i havent seen her before
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>>15348200 One actually title match on the show called Battle of the Belts. Tony is retarded. No one gives a fuck about non title matches. Proven ground? You prove yourself by winning matches. What a fucking idiot. And you all can tell him I said that.
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Hologram is mega over brother
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I see through you hologram
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>>15349023 the other guy is holding you up.
when you're taking a spot it's the other guy protecting you just as often as you protecting yourself
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>>15349051 we just watched the best match of the night and no belts were involved
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>>15349045 I just hope he doesn't Hana himself.
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>>15349053 All In is gonna have 40 thousand screaming Holomaniacs during the preshow random lucha match
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>>15349065 I don't think anyone is bullying hologram over appearing on a Netflix show
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I'm excited for Toni vs Taya
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Cute young kween
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>Rosa
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The picture on the title card doesn't do Maya justice
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hope maya took some antibiotics before this match
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why this puta not showing her fat ass, very disappointed with the amount of clothing she is wearing
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who tsundere rosa finna sandbag
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Maya's ass nearly dragged her down
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look at the dumper on that kween
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>>15349087 why this shitter still has a job is beyond me
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>>15349073 Reminds me of my Halcyon days babysitting a girlt hat looked a lot like Toni Storm. Took me a long time before I got over her moving away but I met a nice unsupervised girl at a ballpit in Chuck .E Cheese back in May and got back on the horse again
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This black chick feels like a cross between Kiera Hogan and that other Funkadactyl that wasn't Naomi.
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Can we get rid of Rosa and Britt please. Or get skye and Julia back as fast as possible.
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>>15349094 YOU STILL GOT IT
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this frumpy queen is a bwc machine
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when someone 'makes their debut' on aew are they on the roster or just a local jobber getting some sun?
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I wanna bust in that cocoa butt
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Feels odd to have this match at the top of the hour. Makes me think something is happening after the match.
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Not her world after all
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>>15349104 Usually just their first apperance on AEW TV
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>>15349104 think they said for this lady that she was from Dallas so she was a local jobber
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>she can say that, Tony
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>>15349108 Shows what I know.
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why is she so angry, she just won
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Tramp stamp bros, it's our time
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How many random TV "bangers" can Ospreay have before he's overexposed?
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Make it a Maya World thread
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why did Tony just say on commentary that he's unsure Will has faced a guy like Archer during highlights of Will vs Archer???
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>>15349122 get a latina gf she will literally attack you if she gets horny
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>>15349126 Need tony to sign her so she can really show off that ass
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lance archer killing random dudes backstage is always fun
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someone needs to stop Archer from killing all the local jobbers in the back
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ishii looks like their little toady
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This is the best way for archer to promo.
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>heels call fans fat >camera cuts to the fat fan in the front
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>>15349144 >>15349147 oh no no no colliders
