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I'm probably going to jail because of you fucks

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>come to pw
>constant attacks on AEW
>thread after thread shitting on the company, Tony, the wrestlers etc
>go for a walk to cool off
>see some lanky bag of bones in a Royal Rumble 97 tshirt
>try to be civil and say 'nice tee man' even though it's a modern reprint
>he's a marble mouthed moron who doesn't think to ask me if I like wrestling too
>he just mumbles 't-thanks' and waddles off
>I see red and start throwing pure strikes to the back of his dome
>he goes down like sack of spuds and starts screeching like a girl
>this only angers me more so I start kicking and stomping on him too
>after maybe a minute I realize what I've done
>he's not breathing and his eyes look lifeless
>head back to my flat sharpish
>terrible night's sleep
>wake up this morning to a text from my ma..
>someone was murdered in the woods near you! Are you safe?!?!?
>tell her I'm fine but I'm coming to stay with her for a while

Is '4chan made me do it' a good defence? I'm thinking of getting a lawyer after my shift today