>>15368009"So let me get this straight, you got tired of fucking your wife who loves you unconditionally so you noped out and joined my cult AND made yourself ugly but Indi still wants to bear your kids?"
"It's called Roper Syndrome after the landlord on the show Threes Company. Once you marry, the male sex drive dies out and you don't want to fuck your wife. Al Bundy had it, Ice T had it, Charlie Day had it."
"And the makeover?"
"I may look like a fuck boy but deep down I'm just like my deadbeat swamp rat daddy who left my mom to go get a pack of cigarettes when I was three...."
