>>15369552Imagine Sammy having to take a giant fucking shit from the Five Guys just minutes before Raw goes live. Literally ten minutes before everyone's in place and she's a ways away from the nearest restroom in the arena - But you? You're right next to her.
You don't even believe her when she proposes it. Surely it's a joke, right? Surely she doesn't actually mean that she values her job and punctuality so much that she isn't joking when she says she needs to lay one right into your mouth. Surely you're not aroused at the thought of locking your lips around her ASSHOLE and sucking back her chocolate log right into your throat. Why would you? You're not a freak, are you?
But you are. Secretly, you'd want nothing more than to let the announcer you hate the MOST to let her bowels loose right into your waiting incel mouth. All of the posts you made disparaging Queen Sammy would be turned nothing. All of the insults, complaints, and misogynistic remarks would wash into the aether as she grunted, moaned, and sighed right into you. You'd swallow it eagerly. You'd be speechless. You would - with teary eyes - wish for more, whenever Sammy would cut it close with the start time. And most of all, you'd be thankful that Queen Sammy gave you a taste of what she was capable of in just a matter of a minute.