>>15381042*sigh* AAAAH, OOOH, WELL BRIAN, I've got to tell ya you no good piece of shit...
>what?You stinking hyena...
>wha, what did I doIT'S WHAT YOU DIDN'T DO, BRIAN
AND WHAT YOU DIIID, HAVE ME DO
>is this about Dynamite?YOU BET YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS IT IS
MAKING ME WATCH THAT DIABOLICAL SLOP WHEN I COULD'VE RUBBED HARLEY'S BELLY UNTIL SHE HAD A CUTE ACCIDENT IN MY LAP
I COULD'VE WATERED THE NEW TREES IN THE GARDEN
I COULD'VE GONE TO THAT SPECIAL, ALL-INCLUSIVE BARBECUE THAT I WAS INVITED TO
>really, someone invited you?OH stop it...
What I saw on Dynamite, it's not wrestling, it's not entertainment IT'S NOT EVEN SHIT
IT'S WORSE THAN SHIT
And you didn't even have the courtesy of sharing in my misery with me
>but I had it on on the small screen with the sound mutedWell did you see Daniel Garcia suck Will Ospreay's dick?
>I was distractedDid you see Brian Danielson cut that spicy promo on heterosexuality?
>I have a wife and kids, they needed my attentionDid you see Toni Storm shove Mariah May up Skye Blue's ass?
>OH MY JIM THAT WAS SO HO- uhm now that was uhm it was interesting and I saw the whole thing and uh yes I think women's wrestling certainly deserves its place on TVTHEN SURELY YOU SAW THE BIT WHERE THEY CLAIMED THIS IS WRESTLING
*Slams desk*
*Tears notes*
>HEY*sighs*
