i used to come home from work and when I was opening the door and my dog was jumping around i'd say "HERE COMES...THE BIG DOG!" and he got all excited but when i started saying "YA GOTTA LOVE THE [dog]MEISTER! YA JUST GOTTA!" he stopped coming to the door. This is empirical and irrefutable evidence that Roman is a bigger star and that Cawdy has negative aura.