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wwe how opens with the music of wagner , or at least Erika , or at least the OG gunther theme from the NXT :
BAW GAWD GUNTHER DROPS THE N-WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die Fachne Hoch starts playing ,Gunther Roman salutes
>L-A-KNIGHT turururru
Eli Drake : "nah nah nah nah nah , cut my music cut my music"
"it's THE time for L-A-Knight (does the point) to become Double Champ YEAH (crowd replies YEAH)
*both guys cut their respective promos*
>fight starts , feud begins , eventually both men trade wins at 2 ppv's and on the third the special guest is :
*kshshssh kshshh* look in my eyeeees
CM Punk , who will challenge whomever will be the winner.
>Mauro Ranallo and that guy who left AEW on commentary
>LA Knight wins the double championship , feuds with Pepsi Phil, ultimately puts both championships on the line , Punk goes over .
On the Next Raw no.1 contender matches are held , Punk on commentary
>Pepsi does the U.S title open challenge , which is answered by no one other than L-A-KNIGHT YEAH !
Knight wins ! Punk focuses solely on World Championship,and does the infamous X spray paint on it-unifying both "real world championships"...and subsequently KILLING AEW
>acknowledges LA and both men shake hands in a moment of mutuak respect.
NOW WE'VE ESTABLISHED both titles as prestigeus (WHC finally has a real star and U.S no longer jobs ) & LA Knight can be no longer considered mid card , and gets his flowers .
>/PW/ just made a third world title disguised as United States belt and Eli finally righteously calls himself a mega star
reddit in shambles , aew dead , Punk is the best in the world (and also has the title),LA on top of the world
^Dimes^
>Knight open challenge then aswered by Cena and we have a WM fuckin feud
>Gunther Goes for a feud With LESNAR at WM, for the IC title ( Bron and returning samoa joe an it's fatal 4 way <--optional)
>Punk v Rock at WM main event , Punk goes over via submission.
