>>15525485There are less convoluted ways to fuck with someone than shitting in a bag, that's a nonsense argument. Wrestlers aren't high IQ optimization machines running around looking for the least convoluted solution to every problem, they're wrestlers.
>>15525499The distance involved is variable, as is the outcome. I already gave you the example of Vesna Vulović who literally survived a 30,000+ foot drop, no parachute. She broke every bone in her body, spent a lot of time in a hospital, but she survived. Being able to survive 30,000+ feet makes me think 80 feet might be doable, how about you?
And again, I know this is bewildering to you because you're low IQ, but I can't stress this enough: even if we accept the premise that it was a guaranteed lethal fall (it wasn't), that doesn't matter unless you also accept the premise that Vince goons are going out and taking exact measurements and calculating the results and only going forward if the math checks out. They're carnies, that isn't how it happens.
