>>15536423Honestly, I don't think he cares. Not until someone makes him seethe on Twitter about it.
If you challenged me to do it, I have a couple ideas. None of them are going to focus around existing AEW talent, not because a lot of them aren't good enough to draw a house, but Tony's booking has buried them, losses or not.
Idea 1:
>Buy out Michael Hayes's WWE contract>Turn him into a STEM cell super cyborg>Bring Kerry Von Erich back from the dead>Do a 6 man tag between Kerry and the new Von Erich boys vs Hayes and the Ass boys for the 6 man championships>Hire a competent marketing firm to promote this matchIdea 2: (no necromancy)
>Have a Taylor Swift half time show>Put Ice Spice on the card>Book Drake and Kendrick to have a wrestling match against each other>Nardwuar on commentaryIdea 3:
>John Cena, the Rock, Vince McMahon, Taker, Steve Austin, Elon Musk, Brittney Spears, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Andy Kaufman, Michael Jackson, Beyonce, Sheldon Bazinga, Kanye West, Connor MacGreggor, Mark Zuckerberg or the Zodiac Killer do a wordless run in a couple weeks before, then hype up that they're going to explain everything LIVE at the stadium show>Also hire a competent marketing firm to promote this.Idea 4:
>Free blowjobs and fried chickenIdea 5:
>Offer greencards and free transportation to Chinese and Guatamalans if they buy tickets to the showIdea 6:
>Get David Lynch, Christopher Nolan, Wes Anderson, Quentin Tarantino, or Martin Scorcese to direct the PPV.>Hire a competent marketing firm to promote this.Idea 7:
>Lobby local government for the building's seating capacity to be reduced to an amount you know you can sell 
