You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 33 1/3 chance of receiving 5 stars. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 99%, AT LEAST, at getting 5 stars out me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of getting 5 stars go up drastically. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of getting 5 stars, but I, I got only about a 50% chance of getting 5 stars, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can get 5 stars with me and he doesn't even have to try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, in addition to my 50% chance and you got an 88 1/3 chance of getting those 5 stars at Sacrifice. But then you take my 99% chance of getting those same stars, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got a 165 2/3 chance of getting 5 stars at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell good fortune for you in the next observer.
