LET ME TALK TO YA! AND WE'RE GOING TO FINISH THIS LITTLE DEBATE HERE IN THIS RING TONIGHT, I'M GOING TO SET MY MIC DOWN, MY MUSIC IS GOING TO HIT, CROWD WILL POP, YEAH! I WALK TO THE BACK, AND I'M GOING TO FIND THE NEAREST COUCH TO LAY ON, AWAY FROM EVERYBODY IN CATERING. AS I WALK BY ALL THE INCELS ARE GOING TO GO "OHHH LA KNIGHT, KILLER PROMO TONIGHT", AND I'LL GO YEAH, YEAH! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE? NAH NAH. I'LL LAY MY TUSHY RIGHT ON THAT COUCH, SLIDE A BASEBALL CAP JUST BELOW MY EYES SO EVERYBODY THINKS I'LL BE SLEEPING, OH YEAH. NOBODY WILL KNOW THAT I'M GOING OVER EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT WAS SAID TONIGHT, OVER AND OVER, THINKING TO MYSELF, HMM LA KNIGHT, SHOULD I HAVE SAID THAT? NAH NAH, THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID. I'LL COME UP WITH THE PERFECT RESPONSES TO ALL YOUR LITTLE JABS, THE WAYS THE CROWD WOULD HAVE POPPED, THE HEADLINES, THE ADMIRATION. FAST FORWARD THREE HOURS, THE KNIGHTSTER WILL BE AT HOME, IN HIS BIG COMFY BED MADE OF MONEY, LIKE NOTHING YOU COULD EVER HAVE. AND I'LL BE LAYING THERE, TOSSING YEAH, TURNING YEAH, THINKING OF ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE SAID, AND YOU KNOW I'LL BE DREADING WAKING UP TOMORROW TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. EVERYBODY KNOWS WHOSE GAME IT IS, AND UNFORTUNATELY I'LL HAVE EVERYBODY SAYING IT, L. A. KNIGHT. YEAH!
