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>boiling ham hocks in a mixture of beef stock and red wine, along with seasonings >mom calls me, asks what I'm up to (haven't seen her since Christmas) >inform her about muh food >she begins to sperg out >hit her with a shoot "huh what u mean?" >she repeats herself, then asks "don't you know you can't eat those?" >hit the retarded bitch with a shoot "you tell me" >she rages, says, "I'M ASKING YOU!" >hit her with a shoot "so you don't know?" >mometty screams, puts dadetty on the phone >shoot retard repeats what mometty said >"okay, how you know?" >goes on some rant about Dr. Oz or something >deliver a "fine speech," followed up by, "on planet retard" >hear younger brother chuckle in the background, they hang up, I finish my meal
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>In work >One of the guys comes out of a telling off by the boss, we're chilling in the break room making cawfee >"Is the boss working you in to a shoot?" >He doesn't know what I'm talking about >"Gotta keep up the gimmick mate. Wouldn't want to corpse in front of the boss" >Weird look >"What happened bro" >He tells me the boss just shouted at him for missing a deadline >"Sounds like he was shooting on you bro" >Finally just outright asks what I'm talking about >"Oh you didn't know?" >Confused >"You better caaaalllll somebody!" >Realises I'm not going to take it seriously and leaves the break room
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>>15584206 hope you're next on the chopping block
>>15584193 I'm sorry to hear about your relationship with your parents anon, I hope it gets better, or if it's beyond repair, just move on and don't talk to them anymore. it might do your mental some good too
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>>15584193 "So you don't know?" shoot works marks into a seethin' bubblin' boil
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>>15584193 you cooked they ass (pun intended)
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>(pun intended)
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>>15584206 Kek, worked that faggot
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>>15584193 >boss asks me to cut a promo at a meeting on another dept >cut a drizzling shits white meat babyface promo. nervous and green. >nonotlikethat.jpg >next time i cut a heel promo >other dept starts shooting on me >no sell it >in a neverending program now Anonymous
>>15584193 >ham hocks >beef stock >red wine whatcha cookin' anon? smells good
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>>15584193 what kind of retard thinks you cant eat ham hocks?
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I got "maybe on planet Retard" over on one obscure Euro image board. Now everyone is seething because half of the posts are "maybe on planet Retard" and they blame me for ruining the board culture
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>>15584193 >along with seasonings Anonymous
>>15585300 >seasoning your food is šoyddit What kind of man allows a website to live so rent-free in his head that it causes him to speak our against proper cooking?
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>>15585332 Its just how life is here man.
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>>15585242 Based as fuck
Fuck those eurofags
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>>15585197 Ham hocks, brother. Made a gravy out of the broth for some mashed potatoes.
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>>15586828 Never had ham hocks as the main part of a dish, only ever used them as an ingredient in pea soup or red beans and rice. I'll have to give them a try.
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>>15584193 What size was the ham hock?
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>>15584193 Kek based, reminder to all AEW fans at attendance in the DNC to get the vasectomy
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>>15584206 Is it a bad idea to
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>>15584581 Subjective opinion
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itt we pretend we talk to other people and say we said what we thought in our heads