I dressed like a bird and the fans said go to hell
I tried to fly and I just fell
I tried to dance to some stupid songs
But all I know is falling down
But there is one thing that I've achieved
and it revolves around a box of cheese

I'll never win a world title
the women's or the tag
but I'm the Cheez-It Champion
The best they've ever had

No one loves CHEEZ-ITS
More than meeeeeeeee
I was just trying to reach them
When i fell out the ugly tree
I'll never win the world title
The women's or the tag
But I'm the Cheez-It champion
The best they ever had
Yeah I'm the Cheez-It champion
the best they've ever had