>boiling ham hocks in a mixture of beef stock and red wine, along with seasonings
>mom calls me, asks what I'm up to (haven't seen her since Christmas)
>inform her about muh food
>she begins to sperg out
>hit her with a shoot "huh what u mean?"
>she repeats herself, then asks "don't you know you can't eat those?"
>hit the retarded bitch with a shoot "you tell me"
>she rages, says, "I'M ASKING YOU!"
>hit her with a shoot "so you don't know?"
>mometty screams, puts dadetty on the phone
>shoot retard repeats what mometty said
>"okay, how you know?"
>goes on some rant about Dr. Oz or something
>deliver a "fine speech," followed up by, "on planet retard"
>hear younger brother chuckle in the background, they hang up, I finish my meal
