>>15607260One time I tried to throw a beer can to my buddy at a bon fire and it went right in the fire, pressurized, and shot back out shotgunning into my mouth, as I fell backwards, I tumbled and knocked a whole bottle of fireball down my throat, tore all my clothes off and rolled into the driverseat of a police cruiser, with such force I accidentally drove 200 miles across statelines and served 3 years in federal prison. Craziest shit that ever happened to me.
