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The Truth:
>Bob the Tomato is so above and beyond this boards shit
>Nash was raped. Farting out Tyrone's cum bubble filled condoms to this very day. *BRAAAP!" There goes another one.
>AEW is fucking gay and nothing more than a tranny rodeo for dimeless flippy shitters. The most hotdog and a handshake and warm Busch beer and if you're lucky a bus ticket promotion in the entire world. Estrogen literally stains the goddamn ring canvas. Ain't nobody going through life as a wrestler should subjugate themselves to entertaining arena tarps. Its where wrestlers come in to watch their previous established momentum fucking die and veterans see their star power wasted and diminish. Its as sad as watching the old elephant carted out one last time while the circus has already left town.
>The Young Bucks are the most astroturfed coat tail riders in the history of wrestling. They are said to be the greatest tag team of all time but they've never drawn a dime, wrestled a good match or had a good feud. Everything they do is concealed by a veil of irony because then they can say that they were just kidding if someone says their shit sucks, which it does.
>Bitchtits, Rovert, Carter, Troon-Minded Anon and wolfclit are all suffering from the same main character syndrome where they think and speak in carny wrestling terms. They think they're being "heels" and that we're just being "worked". What's really going on is these fucking retards spam the board with nonsense to get the attention that they don't get from home, from their peers, from significant others. They post their copy pastas, their pedophilia fantasies, their names in name bar for clout, and think anyone is impressed when they start spouting ratings, draws at gates or any other irrelevant bullshit that impresses absolutely no one here. Are they fans of wrestling? No, this board is now their dumping ground and hosts their mentally illness faggottry comedy hour starring them hogging imaginary spotlights. Check local listings.
