1. No character. what is a Randy Orton? No one knows
2. Because he has no character, Michael Cole uses his theme song's lyrics "HE'S HEARING THE VOICES, JAWN!", Cole never said "Batista, he walks alone!"
3. He looks like a penis, especially when he's completely hairless
4. His theme songs are garbage, all of them
5. He always has a boner in the ring, he's a very straight man so when he wrestles other men, he gets boners
6. The Legacy, the gayest stable in human history
7. He's gay
8. His Cena feud, one of the worst, most pointless feuds in history
9. His promos on Cena "Hello John... John? Hello"
10. He has no charisma at all
11. The worst mic skills for a main eventer
12. The worst member of The Legacy, you have GOATs like Triple H, Batista, Ric Flair... and then there's Orton with his boner
13. He sucks in the ring, his dropkicks isn't cool, he humps the floor during his taunt, the RKO is never out of nowhere, you can always see it coming
14. He's not a draw, never was, Batista's and Triple H's drawing power is so much higher than Orton's
15. He's a drug addict