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I think she'd be a great girlfriend. Imagine sitting around playing the hit new video games with her, maybe co-op Baldur's Gate 3 (she's SOOO an Astarion stan), maybe hit game Street Fighter 6 (she's SOOO an Kimberly main), or perhaps something retro like Left4Dead2 or Resident Evil 5. Do you think she'd rather be Chris or Sheva? She's cute as a button, a streaming and wrestling megastar, I imagine her feet and puss puss and arsehole smell good after she's wrestled a strenuous 3 minute banger on Main Event. I could bring her home to meet my parents and not be embarrassed, as she is conventionally beautiful, charming, and successful. If I were a wrestler I'd be the male muscle of Damage Control, and defend her from ruffians. Maybe if Stokely Hathaway went for her I could hit him with my signature Nigger Killing Nightmare lariat, then I go kiss her better.
