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Scientists create “composite WWE fan”

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Per Ibou of Wrestlepurists:
>Scientists have just released a composite drawing of an average WWE fan, based on several years of research and demographic studies.
>The composite, nicknamed Fanny, was created by profiling 25,000 WWE fans across the world and combining their various traits into one being, weighing each trait based on how common it was.
>Fanny is a mixed race, middle-aged man. He is unemployed and a virgin. He has poor personal hygiene and will often spend money on WWE merchandise rather than on his own health. He’s malnourished and has several chronic health issues. He’s sexually confused and may be asexual or bisexual, he doesn’t have enough experience to know what he is.