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Book the most Dave Meltzer match possible

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>There's no story
>Handshake before the match
>Opening sequence is a "Please clap" flip exhibition with a cringe superhero pose off
>2 minutes in they already hit several finishers that each one is kicking out of 1 and no sell so they can go to the next flip sequence
>Shitty ass looking chop and forearm battle for several minutes that of course gets no sold to lead into the next flippy sequence
>Several Poisonrana's, Canadian Destroyers & Top Rope flippy maneuvers that barely get a 2 count and hardly get sold
>Callback to some PWG or NJPW match from 10+ years ago that not a single soul saw or cared about
>Match goes 30+ minutes for some reason
>Match is 50/50
>Ending sequence is more finishers spam with the person winning that spams his actual finisher 3 times in a row
>Afterward they shake hands and hug
>Nobody got over or made any money