Listen here you piece a trash

The Rock will whoop your candy ass
On a Jabroney Monday
Or a Roody Poo Tuesday
Whoop that candy ass on a Trailer Park Trash Thursday
Even if you were Lindsay Lohan on Freaky Friday
Once on Saturday and Twice on Sundays

But he won't do it on Wednesdays.

You know why??

The Rock will be in his comfy sofa
>what
The Rock will reach for that mountain Dew
>what
The Rock will Kick Back
>what
Relax
>what

And Tune in to the the greatest show in modern television history ! !

>what what what what

Tinymite

>crowd laughs

Oh wait wait it's Trannymite

>crowdkek.jpg

It's Trynamite?

>

Trannybite

>

Troglodyte??

Goddamnit shut up you redneck trailer park trash the Rock is trying to THINK!

>WHAT

The Rock tunes in...

In his comfy pajamas....

>what

To

>ooooooooooohh

No Milly Night??

>ahahahaha

troonypantytootight??

>what

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS!!!

>crowd pops

But he likes that poontang pie on that horse who's Snoop doggs cousin ,


if ya SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK

is

Cookin.