>>15790283I was in Dave's office
And I was just like, staring at the papers thinking about everything
But then again, I was thinking about nothing
And then Meltzer came in, and I didn't even know he was there
He jacked off to Ospreay and I didn't hear him
And then she started screaming, "5 STARS 5 STARS"
And I go, "WOOF? SPAGHETTI?"
He goes, "I LOVE WATCHING AEW?"
I go, "I'M A DOG AND YOUR AN ELDERLY MAN"
He goes, "DON'T EVER CRITICISE THE YOUNG BUCKS"
I go, "No Dave, I'm just a dog, I'm hungry, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me spaghetti?"
He goes, "NO ITS THE KEY DEMO"
I go, "Dave, it's okay, I'm just hungry"
And he goes, "No, you're not thinking, you need to read my newsletter
Smart people love AEW"
I go, "Dave, just get me spaghetti, please? All I want is spaghetti"
And he wouldn't give it to me
