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Jake The Snake (69) performed a promo, which stunned the masses and proved that he is....
>trustworthy
>articulate
>an expert card player
>strapped with a .22
>a hand-2-hand combat expert
>a melee weapon expert with clubs
>vicious
>wilder than Wild Bill Hickok
>stronger than a bull
>a cerebral promo
>master of snakes
>in possession best DDT in the business
>mustachioed
>manly
>cool sounding
>mysterious
>tall
>untrustworthy
>a champion
>"Best promo of all time" (verified fact)
>stylish
>a genius
>slick
>strong
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
and most importantly
>KINO level promo
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
Jake The Snake (69) performed a promo, which stunned the masses and proved that he is....
>trustworthy
>articulate
>an expert card player
>strapped with a .22
>a hand-2-hand combat expert
>a melee weapon expert with clubs
>vicious
>wilder than Wild Bill Hickok
>stronger than a bull
>a cerebral promo
>master of snakes
>in possession best DDT in the business
>mustachioed
>manly
>cool sounding
>mysterious
>tall
>untrustworthy
>a champion
>"Best promo of all time" (verified fact)
>stylish
>a genius
>slick
>strong
>tough
>incredible
>hard working
>smooth
>funny
>cool
>charismatic
>a draw
and most importantly
>KINO level promo
SOUNDS FUCKING BASED TO ME
