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https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aew-event/aew-grand-slam-dynamite-collision >Hook, The Outrunners and FTR vs. The Beast Mortos, Grizzled Young Veterans, Rush, and Roderick Strong >Darby Allin vs. Evil Uno >Mariah May vs. Lady Frost >Dustin Rhodes and Sammy Guevara (c) vs. Undisputed Kingdom for the ROH World Tag Team Championship
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>>15876985 That 10-man tag gonna be wild. Good ol' cluster fuck
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>>15876985 Mortos is the greatest hired gun in aew history
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>>15877004 I think the Mortos signing is Tony's best hire of 2024 behind Will desu
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>>15876985 >Darby against another baby-face for no reason >Squash match >Heatless roh title match with an unnecessary stipulation for no reason >Clusterfuck bullshit tag that is of no benefit to anyone involved for no reason Every few months it looks like aew has figured itself out and is starting to get good and then they start doing even worse shit than ever before
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>>15876985 Nice to see lady frost back on collision
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>>15876985 Hook has really benefitted from his time in the Jericho vortex
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>>15877077 HOOK has been the FTW champion for what feels like a decade. I expected HOOK and Nick Wayne to be huge stars by now.
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>>15876985 This obsession with the kingdom is ruining collision
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>>15876985 Lol, what a dog shit card
GayEW is gay and grim
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>>15877004 Yes and that's why it's sad he keeps losing & will be one of the 5 losers of this match
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>>15876985 two things are certain in life: taxes and random multi man tag team matches on Collision
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>>15876985 will this thread get more than 19 replies?
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Tony Khan is such a fucking mark. It is embarrassing to watch this shit go down.
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>>15877107 Roddy and the kingdom are great. They just need to end undisputed already
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>>15877004 what's his record
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>>15877138 Of being hired? Alot
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Look guys, yesterday's thread was embarrassing. We can't have that happen again. When we make the next thread jump straight to thread 6. We will claim mods deleted the 4 threads in-between because of a pedo or something.
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>>15877111 Don't care since one of the vets will be eating the pin. Mortos killing people is all that matters
>>15877117 Most of the parties are actually involved with each other in that match.
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>>15877151 So he's notable for having matches? How unique!
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I love that there's 15 different stables but they hardly ever do stable matches Tony just splits them up and puts them in ALL STAR matches, absolutely wild untreated autism.
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Didn’t this show get cancelled like hampage lol
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Wasn't Don trying to recruit Rush? Someone explain why he's in that 10 man tag. Who is he beefing with currently
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>whole point of collision was for jay whites group, Christian and hob >barely book them
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Where's Stat????
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I hope Jay White and Juice go back to being a tag team when Jay comes back
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>>15876985 >not even 30 replies GRIM
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>>15876985 >swineamite hasn't been renewed >hampage is getting cancelled >piglision won't be renewed lol at least the pig faggots show up to the slop sty for another riveting no milly spot fest. lmao actually.
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>>15877077 Hook's a shitter.
Dude's a worse wrestler than 90% of the women's division.
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It's time to lay the tarps!
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>>15878001 >Barbed wire board already set up Anonymous
>>15876985 FTR need to die in a fucking fire. If I had one wish from a magic genie of would be for all non whites to die but if I had two wishes the second would be for FTR to die in a fucking fire.
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>>15876985 holy fucking stacked card
>(Lil Nigga In Action Edition) it don't get no better than this
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>>15877077 Everyone's benefited from their time under The Learning Tree.
>>15877920 Nah you are.
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>>15876985 >mortos >outrunners >rush >mortos based
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>>15877355 >absolutely wild untreated autism but enough about you
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>>15877095 they're taking their time with wayne. much prefer that to just forcing them from the start like yuta and garcia.
kek captcha M0X MV
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>>15877871 Lose weight, porktits.
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>>15878066 No matter how ya slice it, the future stars of the biz are all in AEW. 'Fraid so.
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were in my nigga hologram?
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Coomer match finna be all booba and ass
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>>15878085 He worked Dynamite this week, don't wanna wear him out before Wrestledream.
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>>15878088 Lady Frost deserves a push (onto my bed, where I roughly impregnate her).
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the conglomeration still hasn't clicked for me. it still feels like cope for being incapable of booking singles matches in the midcard. It's like the jericho vortex but without jericho.
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>>15878131 It's just Mark Briscoe and his rag tag group of friends and it's over with me
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>>15878136 idk man. mark deserves a good singles run with actual angles and stakes. I don't think he's even been in a hardcore type match yet unless you count ROH. dude can do a lot more than fill the feel-good-frens spot like best friends used to.
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>>15876985 heh, sorry I'll be playing Donkey Kong on Game Boy and drinking bottom shelf Canadian whiskey out of the plastic bottle with spillguard removed
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>>15878169 nobody asked, kenny
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I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my fellow Holoniggas
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>>15878131 >the conglomeration still hasn't clicked for me Are you kidding? It's my favorite stable ever. Tony a genius for this one.
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>>15878103 That's his name
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>>15878215 Hologram has the night off, please understand.
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>>15878217 For me, it's double j's krazy karny krew
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For me, is The Beast Mortos
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>>15878233 That's a chihuahua
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>>15878233 Mortos is NOT for lewd.
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>>15878239 literally the perfect woman
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>>15878241 mortos doesn't have a say in this
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>>15878243 >implying the perfect woman is ugly weird
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>>15878252 your homosexual gimmick has x-pac heat
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LIGHT THE FUSE
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>15878233 Im watching the Gremlin try and break into my house right now before Collison myself
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cruise can stay
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Bunkhouse boys
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nice boobies on that chick
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Sammy fell off so hard
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holy shit what a way to kick it off
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That arena is huge.
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Springfield, MA is an absolute shit hole, in case you were wondering.
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Reminder that Dustin is Dusty's real son. Cody is some bastard mutt
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bennett looks like he's wearing a fucking diaper
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>The Undisputed Kingdom are from MA
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>>15878328 >tavemen they don't exist
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>>15878309 >reproduce with a white woman: your kid looks like you >reproduce with a nonwhite: your kid comes out an ugly, dysgenic, psychopathic freak my son you must choose
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Absolute madman
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>>15878328 >TAVEMEN >plural It's just you, bro.
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>>15878337 Found the Melvin
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these niggas are killing each other kek
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Why is Darby fighting Pizzeria Uno?
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This is more violence than I was ready for on a lazy Saturday
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>be me >watch dustin in wcw and wwf in the fucking 1980s >still me >watch dustin in roh and aew in the fucking 2020s
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>>15878360 Setting for Mox's intervention
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>>15878365 *joe montana, somehow steve young crept in there, I blame dementia
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perect table spot
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fuck you all Sammy's still the 4th pillar to me
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testicle based offense
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>>15878365 Hes crazy durable, Jericho is the same
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dustins signature move!!
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BALL GRIP OF DEATH
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>>15878380 still think Sammy KWAB-ing both Hardy's is incredibly funny, what are the odds
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Wouldn't be an AEW show without some kind of homosexual thing happening
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>>15878380 He's the Gohan of the 4 pillars. Once AEW reaches the Cell arc then Sammy will shine
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dustin needs to have a 5 star bangerino with billy gunn and show these stupid kids how to wrestle
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That has got to suck
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>>15878405 need webm of the bouncing ballcrusher
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>>15878367 >*drinks through his intervention in you're path* Anonymous
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>>15877055 Waaaaaaa I can't walk and I am poor
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>>15878394 Sammy might be the guy I could actually see dying in the ring
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Fucking KEK Sammy fucking sucks
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Jamie looked great last night on Rampage. Her voice is so sexy.
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JESUS i hope hes wearing a cup
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no more kids for maria
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>>15878404 yeah but he turns back into a bitch nigga after that
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These niggas killed themselves for a random Collision. Props
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>>15878428 Dude...my swan ton finishing maneuver...
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do dustin and sammy even appear on ROH?
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Pretty based little match tbqh
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I hope this run with Dustin lasts a good while. They are pretty fun and Dustins impromptu Texan guy stable is neat
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>>15878433 fun match, for the love of the game brother
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That was fun as fuck
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>>15878438 they just main evented against dark order (that's part of the angle, they have the belts but they're not roh guys)
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>>15878438 does ROH still have a weekly show?
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APECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE GRAMSTER
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hologram's always posed up lmao, love this dude
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>Hologram
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HOLONIGGAS RISE UP!!!
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SHENANIGANS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY
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See a tripfag, into the filter it goes.
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>scalliwags >shenanigator
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will hologram join el conglomerado?
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i hope if the hologram/mortos feud escalates they at least get to cut promos against each other in spanish
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God damn, GayEW is cringe
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>>15878474 It's a big tent. Hook is in the extended conglomerate family vortex too.
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Britt coming back
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I'm still not convinced Hologram is real
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>>15878501 are you insinuating he is some kind of illusion or facade?
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Aminita has been solid these past few weeks. Hope they start pushing her. She has a really cool look
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evil uno on my tv set!
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shouldnt they have announced deeb vs aminata yesterday ?
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>there is a war coming
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This promo might actually mean something if it wasn't being wasted on Evil Uno.
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The Dark Knight Darby Allin
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Based Lil Nigga
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fatso uno called out!
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you see that bottle??? thats gonna be you!!!!!
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Darby is becoming the main character and once he does he will not be stopped until his mid 60s when he retires
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Darby is the top pillar now isn't he?
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FUCK YEH NIGGA LET'S FUCKIN GET IT
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darbys fucking great
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can't wait for hologram's unmasking and it's this nigga
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bros... he's so technologically ambitious...
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holograms theme is basado
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HOLOMANIA RUNNIN WILD BROTHER
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>>15878530 No, that's still Maxwell Jacob Friedman. And for that, you can thank me later.
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10-0 is getting a little crazy. i hope mortos makes him eat a pin soon
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ANOTHER EZ W HOLOGODS
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Pizziera Uno has plenty of dogs in him.. HOT DOGS
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Holobros, let's fcking go
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Hologram goes over Ricochet. I don't care who you are. Bad enough he beat Mortos
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>>15878548 mortos should have beaten rick o'shit
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JFC Smart Mark and the Athletes are so dimeless.
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>bunch of jobbers vs some shitty mid-carders
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this manager needs a manager
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mayor dickhead
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>>15878563 Mortos vs Billy Goat is the match
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>>15878569 >>15878564 They are getting reactions. Not all heels need to be likable smart wise
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>>15878573 fucking kek, Sterling really is the drizzling shits
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>>15878580 for me its mortos vs luchasaurus
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>>15878530 It's gonna be Jack as long as he keeps Philfags seething
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>>15878583 >They are getting reactions I guess "no reaction" counts as a reaction, on planet retard.
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>>15878597 turn on your tv
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everything Hologram does is so textbook
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>>15878585 You treat him like a big bully that beats up all the luchadors and here comes Ricochet that goes over clean. And there goes all that work of setting up Mortos as a formidable foe
It was so dumb, knew ricky shits was going over
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I still hate how KOR return wasn't a bigger deal. He just feels like a background character right now
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>>15878604 he does have a very boilerplate lucha skillset. but his execution is very clean and he does throw in some strikes and slams, even on bigger guys. how he transitions into a real feud will be what makes or breaks him imo
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An excellent shirt ruined by being associated with FTR
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>>15878438 yeah every week
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>>15878617 i like how briscoe has been rubbing off on him. he's infectious
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>>15878609 He's gonna end up in a stable with Billy and Kyle.
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>>15878621 it took comedy undercard jobbers to put ftr over
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>>15878621 It's a good gym shirt desu
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>>15878634 get in line bro
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>>15878619 He's gonna Hayabusa himself on PPV and I'll be there for it. Laughin'.
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>>15878609 mortos still won a lot more fans taking a loss than ricochet did in a win
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>>15878617 That's true of pretty much everyone in AEW
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HoloGOAT just playing with this fool
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I feel like woods is being wasted like this
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Josh Woods and Kyle O'Reilly deserve better than this shit
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The Mark is in the ring
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Hologram is the fucking man.
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hope Hologram been saving his pesos, yjk that dude gonna sue him
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i'm not gonna say that dive on sterling was darby-tier but it was still pretty damn good
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MxM is gigadimes
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How did WWE fumble MxM???
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>MxM
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MARIAH SEX
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>>15878688 two feuds over a jacket
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>turn on AEW >The world's straightest Jojo fans are on
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>just the tip, Tony
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hopefully yuka comes out to kick lady frost's ass for not catching riho
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>>15878677 Meltzer constantly seething about them when they're dimes
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>>15878677 WWE even without Vince since doesnt really know how to use anyone. Theres a reason most of their "new" stars post Roman are all 40 year olds
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>>15878700 >we are joshipedos >we do not forgive >we do not forget Anonymous
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I love Lady Frost so much bros.
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lady frost has an entrance! tonights the night!
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Love this cougar
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>>15878688 Feuds over dumb shit is all the rage now in wrestling.
a collar? over
a friendship bracelet? over as fuck
a jacket? you bet is over brother
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This Lady Frost outfit looks incredibly prone to a wardrobe malfunction.
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Who the fuck is Yuka Sakazaki and does she have any RAUNCHY pics?
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Holy shit I would let Lady Frost peg me
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lady frosts massive delts and traps on my tv set!!!
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>>15878713 >anything being over in AEW lol, lmao even
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>>15878716 Takeshita's wife.
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>>15878716 Eh, some photobook pics
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>>15878715 we hope for it every time, I wish she had nudes
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I want lady frost mommy to sit on my face
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When are we getting Stardom veteran Anna Jay back?
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>>15878727 Satan had to hijack the stream for a sec please understand
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I can't wait for Mina
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Lady Frost would be my go to passenger on an airplane over an ocean in case of a crash
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>>15878728 she just makes me miss the Bunny
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mostly unrelated but I watched roh and red velvet looked like she got a lot better
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SHOW YOUR TITS
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We did it Squishbros
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>>15878749 she at least go hotter
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its magical girl yuka!
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God I wanna sit Yuka gently in my lap smell her Hell Kitty Bubblegum scent shampoo (Rebranded as Dora the Explorer in the USA but she doesnt think is as "purty as Kitty") and help her with her homework then feed her strawberry ice cream as a treat if she does a good job before finally tucking her into bed at a sensible time so she can be up for school tomorrow with a gentle forehead kiss before leaving
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Reminder that Takeshita is the one blowing out Yuka's back currently
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>HAI, I'M YUKA
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the they just drop that exposition but halfway thru
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yellowhaired one looks like an extremely fuckable tranny
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I'd goon to Taya ngl
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>>15878769 >if she does a good job what did he mean by this
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>deonna is now a mob wife offering protection
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There is no possible way anyone could possibly care about what we're seeing right now.
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A program with Yuka and Willow and Taya and Deonna does NOT need to exists. I wish Yuka stayed in Japan.
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Willow "1star" nightgale, or whatever you write hher name
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This bitch is wearing a girdle, kek
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willow is a flincher. she was probably beat as a child
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I love Willow so much it hurts
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sex with willow
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>>15878782 On her homework obviously
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>>15878780 her chest area giving me optical illusion or those posters in the mall's in the 90's that you had to cross your eyes to see what it was
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>>15878790 you want yuka in roh? huh? answer me!!!!!
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>the covid era impact crew is flourishing in 2024 aew
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>>15878801 >flourishing lmao
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>>15878794 She has a white dad, so no.
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>>15878800 I want her in TJPW where I enjoyed her.
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>>15878807 she has a black mom, so yes
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>>15878797 oh ok good, I thought you were talking about something else
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Mariah May owes me sex.
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>Platinum Max acapella
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this nigga rhymed week with weak
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i dont know if i could handle being mr ass my entire career
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This shit is laughably bad
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>>15878821 poetic license, I'll allow it
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>>15878806 well at least mortos is
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>>15878809 yuka in aew is the closest thing to yuka before 2020.
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>>15878830 turn your monitor on
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>>15878769 I just wanna rape her.
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creeps and liars on notice
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New thread wehn?
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>>15878835 Not in match quality or opponents it ain’t. I wasn’t getting Deonna promos watching TJPW.
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Lil' Nigga has really become a star
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wipe that lense off
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evil uno is the leader of dark order? guy barely registers
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>>15878854 gotta love the Darbster
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This is a fantastic scrappy little match.
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>You now remember Unos mask gushing blood and actually being pretty cool
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