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Favorite biblical storyline?

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 00:51:36 No.15886653 View View Reply Original Report

>that time God formed the ultimate babyface stable of the Archangels headed by Michael (who was drawing the Highest Gates at the time) to throw Lucifer and his entire stable of Nephilim jobbers over the top rope after they tried to go over God in a shoot battle royal and usurp His own promotion

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 00:53:41 No.15886663 Report

Quoted By: >>15886673 >>15886776

>>15886653
Oh that’s what this came from. No surprise it was the only creative thing about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 00:56:06 No.15886673 Report

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>>15886663
Yeah the entire series is based on fallen angel/Nephilim creationism. Watch Prometheus again through this lens. Or don't, it's a pretty shit film

Batowl

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Batowl Mon 23 Sep 2024 00:57:16 No.15886677 Report

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Gnostic Christianity is more logical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:10:54 No.15886724 Report

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The time God booked mankind a bunch of stables after they built the tallest tower

(Also based Gustave Dore, funny enough I only knew about him because of Bray Wyatt RIP)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:18:14 No.15886758 Report

Quoted By: >>15887531

>>15886653
That's not in the Bible, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:21:30 No.15886768 Report

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>>15886677
Really is weirdly.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:23:10 No.15886776 Report

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>>15886663
The time Jacob wrestled "God", who was invisible at the time, to a ironman match that lasted until Dawn the next day. With a broken Leg i might add. Match pretty much ended in a draw, with God saying "I hope you learned your lesson here!" and promptly disappeared (ran away!) from Jacob. Jacob continued on his trip, with family in tow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:28:46 No.15886797 Report

Quoted By: >>15887534

Religions are works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 01:29:38 No.15886800 Report

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>>15886776
WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' LEG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 04:13:25 No.15887531 Report

Quoted By: >>15887542

>>15886758
It was, it was just taken out because it didn't align with Catholic agendas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 04:14:28 No.15887534 Report

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>>15886797
Mainstream science is treated like a religion so it's a work too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 04:16:21 No.15887542 Report

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>>15887531
Literal headcanon, cope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 04:17:30 No.15887545 Report

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>>15887534
trvth nvke
>tfw you wear a totem because the wiseman said it keeps the bad juju spirits out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 04:19:40 No.15887552 Report

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>>15886776
Jacob was good but the Israel gimmick is DIMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2024 07:16:59 No.15888135 Report

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>>15887542
>never heard of Book of Enoch

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