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>So yeah I run yhis burger joint right
>And in come these Samoans right
>There must have been like 10 of them because these guys all marry their sisters
>So they sit down on my expensive barstools
>and everything starts creaking, like some sorta Samoan earthquake
>Well I charge 2,50 per burger which is is 1 bun cut in half so you get 2 halve buns complete with 1 burger which makes for 2,50 a serving, but these samoans weight like 9000 pounds each so thats like 5000 pound per buttcheek on 1 expensive stool, so i tell them guys i'm gonna have to charge each one of you an additional dollar for stool damages, so they got all uppity and said they'd bring in the other 50% of their family to teach me a lesson, so i'm like thats 20 samoans x2 for each buttcheek minus the cost for 20 expensive barstools which makes for $900 per samoan x20.
>Then they got mad so I whooped their FAT ASSES!
